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Greek grapes.
Greek grapes.
Greek grapes.

Gus goes by Blue Goose bus.

Granny’s gray goose goes last.

Great gray geese graze gaily daily.

Three gray green greedy geese,
Feeding on a weedy piece,
The piece was weedy,
And the geese were greedy,
Three gray-green greedy geese.

Good gunsmoke, bad gunsmoke.
Good gunsmoke, bad gunsmoke.
Good gunsmoke, bad gunsmoke.

Good blood, bad blood.

Gig-whip. Gig-whip. Gig-whip. Gig-whip.

Cows graze in droves on grass that grows on grooves in groves.

Gale’s great glass globe glows green.

The glum groom grew glummer.

The cruel ghoul cooks gruel.

Glum Gwendolyn’s glasses.
Glum Gwendolyn’s glasses.
Glum Gwendolyn’s glasses.

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For fine fresh fish, phone Phil.

Freckle-faced Freddie fidgets.

For French shrimp, try a French shrimp shop.

The fickle finger of fate flips fat frogs flat.

Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.

Five fifers free,
Fifing in the fog,
Phyllis, Fran And Phil and Dan
And Philip’s funny frog.

Try fat flat flounders.
Try fat flat flounders.
Try fat flat flounders.

A lively young fisher named Fischer
Fished for fish from the edge of a fissure.
A fish with a grin Pulled the fisherman in.
Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fischer!

Francis fries fresh fish fillets.

Frank feasted on flaming fish at the famous Friday fish fry.

Can a flying fish flee far from a free fish fry?

Flat flying fish fly faster than flat flying fleas.

Fried fresh fish,
Fish fried fresh,
Fresh fried fish,
Fresh fish fried,
Or fish fresh fried.

A fish-sauce shop’s sure to sell fresh fish sauce.

Fran feeds fish fresh fish food.

A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, “Let us flee!” “Let us fly!” said the flea.
And they flew through the flaw in the flue.
Said the flea to the fly as he flew through the flue,
“There’s a flaw in the floor of the flue”
Said the fly to the flea as he flew through the flue,
“A flaw in the floor of the flue doesn’t bother me.
Does it bother you?”

A fly fled fat Flo’s flat.
A flea fled fat Flo’s flat.
Did the fly or the flea flee fat Flo’s flat first?

Five fat French fleas freeze.
Five fat French fleas freeze.
Five fat French fleas freeze.

Few free fruit flies fly from flames. .

Feed the flies fly food, Floyd!

The furry fly flitted from flower to flower

Friendly fleas and fireflies.
Friendly fleas and fireflies.
Friendly fleas and fireflies.

Friendly fleas and huffy fruitflies.
Friendly fleas and huffy fruitflies.
Friendly fleas and huffy fruitflies.

False Frank fled Flo Friday.

Flee from fog to fight flu fast.

Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.

Free flag. Free flag. Free flag.

Four fliers flip flop
Four fliers flip flop
Four fliers flip flop

Four free-flow pipes flow freely.

I’d rather lather Father
Than Father lather me.
When Father lathers
He lathers rather free.

Fancy Nancy didn’t fancy doing fancy work.
But Fancy Nancy’s fancy aunty did Fancy Nancy doing fancy work.
So Fancy Nancy did fancy work for Fancy Nancy’s fancy aunty

Five flashy flappers
Flitting forth fleetly
Found four flighty flappers
Flirting flippantly.

Three fluffy feathers fell from Phoebe’s flimsy fan.

Of all the felt I ever felt
I never felt a piece of felt
That felt the same as that felt felt
When I first felt that felt.

Flighty Flo Fisk and frisky Fritz Fisk.

Fine fresh fodder.
Fine fresh fodder.
Fine fresh fodder.

A fat-free fruit float.
A fat-free fruit float.
A fat-free fruit float.

A fine field of wheat, A field of fine wheat.

 

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Elegant elephants. Elegant elephants. Elegant elephants.

Esau Wood would saw wood.
Oh, the wood that Wood would saw!
One day Esau Wood saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw
Wood ever saw would saw wood.
Of all the wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood,
Wood never saw a wood-saw that would saw like the wood-saw
Wood saw would.
Now Esau saws wood with that wood-saw he saw saw wood.

Eight eager eagles ogled old Edgar.

Edgar at eight ate eight eggs a day.

Ere her ear hears her err, her ears err here.

Did you eever iver ever in
your leaf loaf life
See the deevil divil devil
kiss his weef wofe wife?
No, I neever niver never in
my leaf loaf life
Saw the deevil divil devil
kiss his weef wofe wife.

I saw Esau kissing Kate.
Fact is, we all three saw.
I saw Esau, he saw me,
And she saw I saw Esau.

 

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Do drop in at the Dewdrop Inn.

How much dew could a dewdrop drop if a dewdrop did drop dew?

When a doctor gets sick and another doctor doctors him, does the doctor doing the doctoring have to doctor the doctor the way the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored, or does the doctor doing the doctoring of the doctor doctor the doctor as he wants to do the doctoring?

Does double bubble gum dubble bubble?

The duke dropped the dirty double damask dinner napkin.

Down the deep damp dark dank den.

Diligence dismisseth despondency.

My dame had a lame, tame crane;
My dame had a lame, tame crane.
Oh, pray, gentle Jane, Let my dame’s lame crane
Pray drink and come home again.

A dozen dim ding-dongs.
A dozen dim ding-dongs.
A dozen dim ding-dongs.

A maid with a duster
Made a furious bluster
Dusting a bust in the hall.
When the bust it was dusted
The bust it was busted,
The bust it was dust, that’s all

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Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

A canner exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny,
“A canner can can
Anything that he can,
But a canner can’t can a can, can he?”

Catch a can canner canning a can as he does the cancan,
and you’ve caught a can-canning can-canning can canner!

New cheese, blue cheese, chew cheese please.

Top chopstick shops stock top chopsticks.

Where can I find a cheerful cheap chop suey shop?

Cheerful Charlie chose a cheesy chowder.
Did cheerful Charlie choose a cheesy chowder?
If cheerful Charlie chose a cheesy chowder,
How cheerful was Charlie after he chose the cheesy chowder?

Cuthbert’s cufflinks. Cuthbert’s cufflinks. Cuthbert’s cufflinks.

A chapped chap chopped chips.

A cheeky chimp chucked cheap chocolate chips in the cheap chocolate chip shop.

The fish-and-chip shop’s chips are soft chips.

Does this shop stock cheap checkers?

How much caramel can a canny cannibal cram in a camel, if a canny cannibal can cram caramel in a camel?

Chester shucked the chestnuts and Chuck chucked the shucks.
Did Chester shuck the chestnuts faster than Chuck chucked the shucks,
Or, did Chuck chuck the shucks faster than Chester shucked the chestnuts?

The cute cookie cutters cut cute cookies.
Did the cute cookie cutters cut cute cookies?
If the cute cookie cutters cut cute cookies,
Where are the cute cookies the cute cookie cutters cut?

A cupcake cook in a cupcake cook’s cap cooks cupcakes.

Crisp crust crackles. Crisp crust crackles. Crisp crust crackles.

Choice chilled cherries cheer Cheryl.

All I want is a proper cup of coffee,
Made in a proper copper coffeepot.
You can believe it or not
I want a cup of coffee
In a proper coffeepot.
Tin coffeepots or
Iron coffeepots,
They’re no use to me.
If I can’t have a
Proper cup of coffee
In a proper copper coffeepot
I’ll have a cup of tea!

Cinnamon aluminum linoleum.
Cinnamon aluminum linoleum.
Cinnamon aluminum linoleum.

If Sue chews shoes, should she choose to chew new shoes or old shoes?

If a good cook could cook cuckoos so fine
And a good cook could cook cuckoos all the time,
How many cuckoos could a good cook cook
If a good cook could cook cuckoos?

A curious cream-colored cat crept into the crypt and crept out again.
Did the curious cream-colored cat creep into the crypt and creep out again?
If the curious cream-colored cat crept into the crypt and crept out again,
Where’s the curious cream-colored cat that crept into the crypt and crept out again?

Who checked the chart of the cud-chewing cow?

If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing
carefully.

A clipper shipped several clipped sheep.
Were these clipped sheep the clipper ship’s sheep,
Or just clipped sheep shipped on a clipper ship?

Charles chose the chief cheap sheep section.

“Cheep-cheep,” chirped the cheery chick.

Cheap sheep soup. Cheap sheep soup. Cheap sheep soup.

I do like cheap sea trips,
Cheap sea trips on ships.
I like to be on the deep blue sea,
When the ship she rolls and dips.

As I was dashing down Cutting Hill,
A cutting through the air
I saw Charlie Cutting sitting
In Oscar Cutting’s chair,
And Oscar Cutting was sitting cutting Charlie Cutting’s hair.

If you cross a cross across a cross,
Or cross a stick across a stick,
Or cross a stick across a cross,
Or cross a cross across a stick,
Or stick a stick across a stick,
Or stick a cross across a cross,
Or stick a cross across a stick,
Or stick a stick across a cross,
What a waste of time!

Great crates create great craters, but great craters create greater craters.

Can Claire cue Carl’s curtain call?

A cricket critic cricked his neck at a critical cricket match.

I would if I could.
If I couldn’t, how could I?
I couldn’t if I couldn’t, could I?
Could you if you couldn’t, could you?

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Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar,
The bear could not bear the boar,
The bear thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
That boar that bored him on the moor.
And so one morn he bored the boar
That boar will bore no more!

Who bit the bold bald bear on the shoulder on the boulder and made the bold bald bear on the boulder bawl?
A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.

Blake the baker bakes black bread.

Bad black bran bread. Bad black bran bread. Bad black bran bread.

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
“But,” said she, “this butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter
That would make my batter better.”
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
(Better than her bitter butter)
And she put it in her bitter batter
And made her bitter batter a bit better.

The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.

“The bun is better buttered,” Buffy muttered.

A bachelor botched a batch of badly baked biscuits.
Did the bachelor botch a batch of badly baked biscuits?
If the bachelor botched a batch of badly baked biscuits,
Where are the badly baked biscuits the bachelor botched?

A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.

I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery-and opened a can of sardines.

A big blue bucket of blue blueberries.

Blue beads in a blue rattle rattle blue beads.

Billy’s big black-and-blue blister bled.

The big bloke bled in the big blue bed.

Bobby Bear’s B-B bean shooter.
Bobby Bear’s B-B bean shooter.
Bobby Bear’s B-B bean shooter.

The best breath test tests breath better.

Bright bloom the blossoms on the brook’s bare brown banks.

The bleak breeze blights the brightly blooming blossom.

Bulb-bowls. Bulb-bowls. Bulb-bowls.

The fuzzy bee buzzed the buzzy busy beehive.

The bootblack brought the black boot back.

The bootblack blacks boots with a big blacking-brush.

Blair’s blue boots are beauties.

A brave maid sat on her bed braiding broad braids.
“Braid broad braids, brave maid!
Braid broad braids, brave maid!”

I have a black-backed bath brush. Do you have a black-backed bath brush?

Bluebeard’s blue bluebird. Bluebeard’s blue bluebird. Bluebeard’s blue bluebird.

Bluebirds in blue birdbaths.

The brave bloke blocked the broken back bank door.

The boy blinked at the blank bank blackboard.

Bland Bea blinks back.
Bland Bea blinks back.
Bland Bea blinks back.
Bland Bea blinks back.

Pass the big black blank bank book back.
If you won’t pass the big black blank bank book back,
then pass the small brown blank bank book back.

Bertha blocked the bleached back beach benches.

Biff Brown bluffed and blustered.

Bob bought a bleached blue-beaded blazer.

Bess is the best backward-blowing bugler in the Boston brass band.

Three blind mice blew bugles.

Betty Block blows big black bubbles.

Betty Block bought bright bric-a-brac.

A big black bat flew past.
A big brown bat flew past.
Did the big black bat fly past faster than the big brown bat flew past?

Big B-52 bombers.
Big B-52 bombers.
Big B-52 bombers.

The blunt back blade is bad.

Ted Blake’s back brake-block broke a bearing.
Did Ted Blake’s back brake-block break a bearing?
If Ted Blake’s back-brake block broke a bearing,
Where’s the bearing Ted Blake’s back brake-block broke?

Bill had a billboard.
Bill also had a board bill.
The board bill bored Bill,
So Bill sold his billboard
And paid his board bill.
Then the board bill
No longer bored Bill,
But though he had no board bill,
Neither did he have his billboard!

Black bug’s blood.
Black bug’s blood.
Black bug’s blood.

Red bug’s blood, bed bug’s blood.

Borrowed burros bring borrowed barrels.

A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the better bittern bit the bitter biter back,
And the bittern, bitten
By the better biting bittern,
Said, “I’m a bitten bitter biting bittern,
bitten better now, alack!”

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Teacher jokes and humor

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Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?
Pupil: I’d be too polite to mention it !

Teacher: What are you reading ?
Pupil: I don’t know
Teacher: But your reading aloud ?
Pupil: But I’m not listening !

Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn’t exist 100 years ago ?
Pupil: Me !

Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Teacher: How can you prove the world is round ?
Pupil: I didn’t say it was !

Teacher: Name two pronouns ?
Pupil: Who ?, me ?

Teacher: What’s an American Indian’s wife called ?
Pupil: A squaw
Teacher: That’s right, and what are their babies called ?
Pupil: Squawkers !

Teacher: Fred, I told you to write this poem out 10 times to improve your handwriting and you’ve only done it 7 times ?
Pupil: Looks like my counting isn’t too good either !

Teacher: Fred, I’m glad to see your writing has improved.
Pupil: Thank you
Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !

Pupil: The art teacher doesn’t like what I’m making ?
Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?
Pupil: Mistakes !

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TEACHER: Where do bugs go in winter?
PUPIL: Search me.
TEACHER: No, thanks, I just wondered if you knew.

TEACHGER: Sssshhh! The people next to you can’t read.
SECOND GRADER: What a shame! I’ve been reading since last year.

TEACHER: Why are you laughing?
PUPIL: I’m sorry I was just thinking of something.
TEACHER: Once and for all, Laura, remember that during school hours you’re not supposed to think!

TEACHER: Where do blue eggs come from?
PUPIL: From sad chickens

TEACHER: Emma, spell mouse.
PUPIL: M O U S.
TEACHER: Yes and what’s on the end of it?
PUPIL: A tail?

Is your teacher strict?
I don’t know. I’m too scared to ask.

TEACHER: This apple you gave me has some strange marks on it.
PUPIL: Well, so does the report card you gave me.

TEACHER: Well, at least there’s one thing I can say about your son.
FATHER: What’s that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn’t be cheating.

TEACHER: An anonymous person is one who doesn’t wish to be known.
PUPIL: What a stupid definition!
TEACHER: Who said that?
PUPIL: An anonymous person.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
PUPIL: Don’t bite any.

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MOTHER: How was your first day at school?
PUPIL: OK, except for some bloke called Sir, who kept spoiling the fun.

TEACHER: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
PUPIL: I didn’t even know it was ill.

`Son!’ roared his father. `Come here! What’s all this about? Your teacher says he finds it impossible to teach you anything!’
`I told you he was no good,’ said his son.

PUPIL: But, sir, I don’t think I deserve to get nought for my homework.
TEACHER: You don’t, but it’s the lowest mark I can give you.

TEACHER: If I had four apples in my right hand and five apples in my left hand, what have I got?
PUPIL: Awfully big hands, sir.

TEACHER: Why weren’t you in school yesterday?
PUPIL: I was sick, sir.
TEACHER: Sick of what?
PUPIL: Sick of school.

TEACHER: Who let the air out of the bus tyre?
PUPIL: The nail did, sir!

TEACHER: What are you reading?
PUPIL: I dunno.
TEACHER: But you’re reading aloud.
PUPIL: I know, but I’m not listening.

TEACHER: What would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?
PUPIL: I’d be too polite to mention it.

PUPIL: Miss, I ain’t got a pencil.
TEACHER: No, not ain’t. I haven’t got a pencil, they haven’t got a pencil, we haven’t got a pencil, you haven’t got a pencil.
PUPIL: Gosh, miss, what’s happened to all the pencils?

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TEACHER: What is the climate of New Zealand like?
PUPIL: Very cold, Sir.
TEACHER: Wrong.
PUPIL: But, Sir, when they send us meat, it always arrives frozen.

PUPIL: What’s the difference between wages and a salary, sir?
TEACHER: Well, if you get paid wages, you get paid every week, but if you get paid a salary, you get paid every month. For example, I get a salary and I’m paid every month.
PUPIL: Really? Where do you work, sir?

TEACHER: You’re late! You should have been here at nine o’clock.
PUPIL: Why, sir, what happened?

TEACHER: If eggs were fifty pence a dozen, how many would you get for thirty pence?
PUPIL: None.
TEACHER: None?
PUPIL: If I had thirty pence I’d buy a bag of crisps.

TEACHER: What is the opposite of misery?
PUPIL: Happiness, Sir.
TEACHER: Good. And what is the opposite of sadness?
PUPIL: Gladness.
TEACHER: Excellent. And what is the opposite of woe?
PUPIL: Gee up.

TEACHER: Alan, give me a sentence starting with `I’.
PUPIL: I is
TEACHER: No. You must always say `I am…’
PUPIL: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

TEACHER: I told you to write out this poem twenty times because your handwriting is so bad and you’ve only written it out eleven times.
PUPIL: Please, sir, my arithmetic is bad, too.

A teacher was talking to her class about the rewards of hard work.

`The ant is an example to us all,’ she said.

`Every day the ant goes to work. Every day the ant is busy. And in the end what happens?’

A voice shouted from the back, `Someone steps on it!’