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Our school librarian is very strict.
She'll send you to the principal's office for thinking too loudly.

Our school library is so quiet, when I'm sitting in there,
I can hear my hair grow

PUPIL: Do you have Moby Dick?
LIBRARIAN: Yes, we do.
PUPIL: I thought something smelled fishy in here.

LIBRARIAN: Did you enjoy reading Moby Dick?
PUPIL: I couldn't finish it. I got seasick.

PUPIL: Do you have Oliver Twist in hard cover?
LIBRARIAN: Yes, we do.
PUPIL: Well, let him out; he's a friend of mine.

TEACHER: Tell the class what book you read.
PUPIL: Black Beauty.
TEACHER: And tell the class what it was about.
PUPIL: It was about 120 pages.

LIBRARIAN: Did you enjoy reading The Hunchback of Notre Dame?
PUPIL: Well, I read the first 100 pages, then I found out it wasn't about football.

Our school library is so quiet you can hear a pin drop and if it does;
the pin will be sent to the principal's office.

TEACHER: Tell the class what book you read and what you thought of it.
PUPIL: I read the phone book, but I didn't understand it. It had too many characters.

TEACHER: Tell the class what book you read and then tell them something about the plot.
PUPIL: I read "The Life of Thomas Jefferson." He dies at the end.

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