Worzel Gummidge – School Report
Worzel Gummidge SCHOOL FOR SCARECROWS Name of Pupil: GUMMIDGE, Worzel Age: 12 Worzel is driving me up the pole, mainly because he’s never up his….
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Category Archives: Funny school reports from famous people
William Tell – School Report
William Tell ARROWSCHOOL Name of Pupil: TELL, William Age: 13 Subject: Archery I have to Tell you that William is an absolute menace. At first,…
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William Shakespeare – School Report
William Shakespeare Stratford on Avon Grammar School Name of Pupil: SHAKESPEARE, William Age: 16 Subject: English Never in my whole career have I met a…
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Walter Raleigh – School Report
Walter Raleigh Plymouth Ho School for Naval Children Name of Pupil: RALEIGH, Walter Age: 5 Dear Mr and Mrs Raleigh, This note is to explain…
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Vincent Van Gogh – School Report
Vincent Van Gough DOUBLE DUTCH SCHOOL Name of Pupil: VAN GOGH, Vincent Age: 12 Subject: Music Vincent has absolutely no ear for music. I suggest…
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Tutankumun – School Report
Tutankhamun PYRAMID PRIMARY SCHOOL Name of Pupil: Tutankhamun Age: 5 Subject: Kingship Dear Pharoah, I am sorry to report that Tutankhamun is a bit of…
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Tarzan – School Report
Tarzan INNER JUNGLE EDUCATION AUTHORITY STEAMING SWAMP SCHOOL Name of Pupil: TARZAN Age: 13 Dear Mr and Mrs Orangutan, I write to you in your…
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Snow White – School Report
Snow White Hi Ho House Girls’ School Name of Pupil: WHITE, Snow Age: 17 To: Doc, Happy, Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy and Bashful Copy to:…
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Sherlock Holmes – School Report
Sherlock Holmes BAKER STREET COMPREHENSIVE Name of Pupil: HOLMES, Sherlock Age:9 Dear Mr and Mrs Holmes, I write to inform you that you will shortly…
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Samson – School Report
Samson PUMPING METAL COMPREHENSIVE SCHOOL Inter schools Weightlifting Tournament 1st round match vs. Philistine Boys Dear SAMSON, I am pleased to tell you that you…
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