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Absent Minded
Oh ! I seem to have forgotten this one ! |
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Absentee:
A missing golf accessory. - Joseph Leff |
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Absinthe:
Makes the heart grow a lot fonder. - Joseph Leff |
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Absolute
The best musical instrument in the world, ever ! |
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Abundance
Lots of dancing cakes |
Abusive
Metal mesh like instrument used for making strained relations |
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Abut:
Superior at a monastery. - Joseph Leff |
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Abyss
An abbot's wife |
Academia Nuts
Perpetual scholars |
Academy Awards
A place where everybody lets off esteem |
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Accent:
A sign of stress. - Joseph Leff |
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Accepter:
An axe that symbolises royalty. - Joseph Leff |
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Accidental
When you fall and knock your teeth out on the way to the dentist |
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Accidentally:
A narrow street where disaster happens. - Joseph Leff |
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Accomplish
A partner in crime |
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Accord
(1) Thick piece of string
(2) A combination of three musical tones. - Joseph Leff |
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Account
The husband of a countess |
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Accountability:
Dracula's qualification.- Joseph Leff |
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Accountants - Joseph Leff
(1) Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
(2) Ah count uncles, too.
(3) Noble insects. |
Accrue
What goes with a Captain |
