Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Appellate
Ammunition for an air rifle

Applause
Two hands slapping each other’s faces

Apricots
Beds for baby monkeys

Apricotter
Light orange coloured aquatic mammal

April Showers
Important events in American history. They brought the Mayflowers.

Aquatic:
A swimming insect. Joseph Leff

Aqueduct
Waterfowl

Arable
Capable of flight

Arbors:
(1) Where British ships dock.
(2) Describes tiresome people. Joseph Leff

Arc Lighting:
Noah’s candles. Joseph Leff

Arcade
The drink served on Noah’s boat.

Arcane:
Not your walking stick. Joseph Leff

Arch Criminal
Someone who robs shoe stores.

Archaic:
What we can’t have and eat too. Joseph Leff

Archenemy:
Burger King. Joseph Leff

Archeological Trip
Bone voyage

Archeologist
A person whose career lies in ruins

Archeology
Science that proves you can’t keep a good man down

Archery
(1) The study of arrow dynamics.
(2) Specialised branch of podiatry – Joseph Leff

Archibald:
Archie cried. Joseph Leff

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