Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Architect
Noah’s profession.

Archives:
Where Noah kept the bees. Joseph Leff

Are You?:
The symbol for the element Ruthenium. Joseph Leff

Area Code
A cold that hits one part of the country at a time

Argument
A discussion in which two people try to get the last word in first.

Aria:
Often measured in square feet. Joseph Leff

Arithmetic
A subject that is hard work because of all the numerals you have to carry.

Armadillo
Booby trap a pickle

Armature
A well developed bicep

Armbands:
Give guns to musicians. Joseph Leff

Armies
The things you have up your sleevies

Armistice Negotiations:
Peace work. Joseph Leff

Armor Plate
Dishes that knights ate from.

Army Ants:
Are Mum’s sisters. Joseph Leff

Aroma:
Where Alitalia goes. Joseph Leff

Aromatic
(1) Early machine for making arrows
(2) Pilot less plane

Arose:
The flower of love. Joseph Leff

Around:
A section of a boxing match. Joseph Leff

Arrange:
(1) A group of mountains.
(2) Kitchen and cowboy necessity Joseph Leff

Array:
The symbol for the element radium. Joseph Leff

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