Askew:
Interrogate thou. – Joseph Leff

Asleep:
When Ah’m tired. – Joseph Leff

Aspen
Donkey corral

Aspersion
(1) What the Medes said when they sighted the enemy
(2) Iranian donkey. – Joseph Leff

Asphalt
Medical term used to describe a patient with a rectal problem

Aspire:
A snake’s anger. – Joseph Leff

Assailant:
Attack Da’s sister. – Joseph Leff

Assault:
(1) Accompanies a pepper.
(2) What Lot’s wife turned into a pillar – Joseph Leff

Asset:
(1) A rocking chair
(2) A little female donkey. – Joseph Leff

Assign:
An omen. – Joseph Leff

Astronaut
(1) When a spaceman scores nothing in his maths exam
(2) A person who has to be fired before he can work.

Astronomer
A night watchman

Astronomy Star:
Carl Sagan. – Joseph Leff

At Fault:
Where an earthquake begins. – Joseph Leff

Atlas:
A man of the world. – Joseph Leff

Atoll
What you pay before you cross a bridge

Atom
(1) A male cat
(2) Up and. – Joseph Leff

Atomic Bomb
(1) Something that makes molehills out of mountains
(2) An invention to end all inventions

Atomic Mass:
A church service at a nuclear facility. – Joseph Leff