Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Attack
A small nail

Attendance
Dance for 10 people

Attractive Group:
Magnets. Joseph Leff

Attune:
A melody. Joseph Leff

Auctioneer
A man who looks forbidding

Auctioneer’s Last Word:
Sold! Joseph Leff

Audio Visual
Sign language

Audition:
A role call. Joseph Leff

Aussie:
What a British baby calls a pony. Joseph Leff

Australian Crawl:
After he upsets his wife. Joseph Leff

Australian Maharishi
A kanguru.

Author:
A person whose business is all write. Joseph Leff

Authors’ Union:
Writers’ bloc. Joseph Leff

Authorship
A large seagoing vessel belonging to a writer

Autobahn:
A terrorist group opposed to cars. Joseph Leff

Autobiography
(1) A car’s log book
(2) A Saab story. Joseph Leff

Autograph
A chart showing the sales of cars

Automate
(1) When your best friend is a robot
(2) Car pool companion

Autopsy
What Little Eva said when her playmate fell on the ice

Average Tailor:
His work is sew-sew. Joseph Leff

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