Addend:
(1) The commercial is over.
(2) Sum thing. – Joseph Leff

Address:
A gown with a corporate logo. – Joseph Leff

Addresses:
Fill a closet with women’s clothing. – Joseph Leff

Adduce:
Have Mussolini join. – Joseph Leff

Aden:
A private room. – Joseph Leff

Adenoid:
Why TV viewers used the mute button when this commercial came on. – Joseph Leff

Adhere:
Where the commercial goes. – Joseph Leff

Adhesive Tape
A sticky cassette.

Adieu:
Said at weddings…and divorces. – Joseph Leff

Ad-lib
A liberation movement for television commercials.

Administer
How to help a shorthanded clerical staff. – Joseph Leff

Admiration
Polite recognition of another persons resemblance to ourselves

Admired:
Bogged down in basic math. – Joseph Leff

Admissions:
Increase military sorties. – Joseph Leff

Adoption:
A labour-saving activity. – Joseph Leff

Adorable:
What you ring when you visit an Italian’s home. – Joseph Leff

Adorn:
What comes before the darkest hour. – Joseph Leff

Adult
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and has started growing in the middle

Adultery
A boring oak

Advent:
How to increase air circulation. – Joseph Leff