Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Adverbs:
Increase action words. – Joseph Leff

Adverse:
Poem in a commercial. – Joseph Leff

Advertising
Makes you think you’ve always wanted something that you’ve never heard of before

Advisor
How to make a cap from a beanie

Advisory Capacity
The capacity in which a back seat driver drives

Aerate:
(1) Cost of flying a plane.
(2) The oldest child has eaten. – Joseph Leff

Aerodrome:
Plane site. – Joseph Leff

Aesop:
A fabulous writer. – Joseph Leff

Affiliate
Young mare had oats

Afford
A very popular make of car

Affront:
Opposite of aback. – Joseph Leff

A-flat minor
A child who lives in an apartment. – Joseph Leff

A-flat
An apartment. – Joseph Leff

Aforethought:
A vision of golf. – Joseph Leff

Aftermath
The period following algebra.

Afterthought:
When to take action. – Joseph Leff

Again:
An increase. – Joseph Leff

Agate:
(1) A canter, walk or trot.
(2) A way past a fence. – Joseph Leff

Aggregate:
A portal Gregory uses. – Joseph Leff

Agile:
Went up the hill with a Jack. – Joseph Leff

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