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Agitator
Enraged tuber
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Agoraphobic:
Morbid fear of bullfights. – Joseph Leff
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Ahem!:
The bottom of a very short skirt. – Joseph Leff
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Ain’t Right:
Isn’t. – Joseph Leff
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Air Flow
Ventilation of a car created by putting the wife in the back seat
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Air Pollution:
Mist demeanour. – Joseph Leff
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Airless:
(1) Without children.
(2) Bald. – Joseph Leff
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Airplane:
(1) The world’s largest cause of white knuckles
(2) A steppe-child. – Joseph Leff
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Aisle:
(1) A bridal path.
(2) Abbrev. for Illinois.
(3) Will you? – Joseph Leff
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Alabama Elephants
Elephants whose Tuscaloosa.
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Alarm Clock
(1) Something to scare the living daylight into you
(2) A convenient invention if you like that sort of ting.
(3) Eye opener.
(4) A frightened timepiece
(5) Device to wake up people who don’t have young children
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Alarms
No legs
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Alas:
A Scottish girl. – Joseph Leff
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Albert:
Introducing Alan to Bertram. – Joseph Leff
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Alcoholic Serf:
A drinking vassal. – Joseph Leff
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Alehouse
A hospital. – Joseph Leff
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Algiers:
Totally taunting remarks. – Joseph Leff
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Alimony
(1) Taxation without representation
(2) The marital version of “Fly now Pay Later”
(3) Bounty from the mutiny
(4) The high cost of leaving
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All Aboard:
Everybody is hated. – Joseph Leff
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All But One in a Thousand:
Zeroes. – Joseph Leff
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