All Hands on Deck:
Begins a tarot service. – Joseph Leff

Allege
That which it hurts to fall off of

Allegro
One leg becoming longer than the other

Allied:
Allen fibbed. – Joseph Leff

Allies:
A unanimous vote of approval. – Joseph Leff

Alligator Pear
A crocodile couple

All-Knowing:
Opposing everything. – Joseph Leff

Alloys:
Total painful, in Yiddish. – Joseph Leff

Allure:
A temptation designed especially for Albert. – Joseph Leff

Allures:
You own everything. – Joseph Leff

Alms
Something Venus de Milo didn’t have too many of

Aloe:
An informal greeting. – Joseph Leff

Alongside:
Not a short dimension. – Joseph Leff

Aloof:
(1) Half of which is better than none
(2) The top of a Chinese house. – Joseph Leff

Aloud:
Permitted. – Joseph Leff

Alphabet Soup
Eating your own words.

Altercate:
Change Katherine. – Joseph Leff

Alternate:
Change Nathan. – Joseph Leff

Alternation:
(1) A religious country.
(2) Change the country. – Joseph Leff

Always Crying:
The Grim Weeper. – Joseph Leff