Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Amass:
A Sunday church service. – Joseph Leff

Amassed:
Where the sails are hung. – Joseph Leff

Ambidextrose
Ability to eat sugar with either hand

Ambition
A get ahead-ache.

Ambitious Wife
The power behind the drone

Ambush:
Heard by Moses near a burning shrub. – Joseph Leff

Amen:
Sighed by upset women. – Joseph Leff

Amends:
This happens precisely at 12 noon. – Joseph Leff

Amen-Ra:
A church cheer. – Joseph Leff

Amidst:
A fog. – Joseph Leff

Amino:
(1) A small Mexican fish
(2) I don’t mean yes. – Joseph Leff

AmissJoseph Leff
(1) As good as her smile.
(2) Not a hit.
(3) Alas. (A lass.)
(4) Someone who is not married

Amiss in France:
Mademoiselle. – Joseph Leff

Amman:
Sought by a lonely woman. – Joseph Leff

Amnesia
Oh, I forgot it’s definition. – Joseph Leff

Amortize
Loveable cravats

Amount Due:
Morning moisture on a hill. – Joseph Leff

Amount
What a soldier in the cavalry rides

Amphibians
Animals that tell lies.

An Arrowhead:
A ship’s restroom of limited width. – Joseph Leff

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