Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Analyse:
She fibs. – Joseph Leff

Anarch in Paris:
De Triomphe. – Joseph Leff

And:
Dyslexic genetic material. – Joseph Leff

Anemone:
An opponent. – Joseph Leff

Anew:
(1) A wildebeest.
(2) How an American southerner says “I was aware.” – Joseph Leff

Angle of Attack:
Determines if the picture will remain hung. – Joseph Leff

Angler
(1) Someone who is good at maths
(2) Good geometry student.

Anglophile
Worm sharpener

Angry Chicken:
Poultry emotion. – Joseph Leff

Animal cracker
A lion tamer’s whip.

Ankle:
Married to Auntie. – Joseph Leff

Anniversaries
When a husband may forget the past, but had better not forget the present

Announce
One sixteenth of a pound

Annoys:
A loud sound. – Joseph Leff

Annulate:
Anne, you’re tardy. – Joseph Leff

Anode:
(1) An epic poem.
(2) An American southerner’s way of saying “I knew.” – Joseph Leff

Ant
An insect that works hard but still finds time to go to all the picnics.

Antecedent:
How a child asks Mum’s sister to look at a “ding” in the car. – Joseph Leff

Antelope
When two ants run off to get married

Anteroom:
(1) Opposed to space.
(2) Where Da’s sister sleeps. – Joseph Leff

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