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Anti-body
Uncle's fat wife

Anti-freeze
(1) What happens to your aunt when you steal her blanket.
(2) A female relative from Greenland

Antimony:
(1) Barter.
(2) A poker pot.
(3) Opposed to currency.
(4) Basic principle of the barter system - Joseph Leff

Antipasta:
Dislikes spaghetti. - Joseph Leff

Antique
Something one generation buys, the next generation gets rid of, and the following generation buys again.

Antlers
Deer don't have uncles, just antlers.

Anymore:
A random marsh. - Joseph Leff

Apart:
(1) Gorilla decorations.
(2) An actor's role. - Joseph Leff

Aperitif
Two cuthpids

Apex
An old gorilla girlfriend

Aplomb
Jack Homer's reward

Apod
What whales come in

Apologist:
Essence of an ancient god. - Joseph Leff

Apology
Politeness too late

Apparent:
(1) Prodigy producer
(2) Mother or father. - Joseph Leff

Appeal in London:
Big Ben. - Joseph Leff

Appeal to the Masses:
A church fund-raising drive. - Joseph Leff

Appeal
What an orange comes in

Appear
(1) Something you fish off
(2) A dock.
(3) An equal - Joseph Leff

Appeaser:
One who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill. - Joseph Leff

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