Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Baker
A person who kneads the dough.

Baker:
A chap who works for money because he really kneads the dough. – Joseph Leff

Bakery customer
Someone who takes the cake.

Baking School Dormitory:
Location of flour beds. – Joseph Leff

Balcony Seats:
Tear group. – Joseph Leff

Balderdash
Running away from a crazy hairdresser

Baldness
The perfect cure for dandruff.

Ballet Slippers:
Clumsy ballerinas. – Joseph Leff

Ballyhoo
A directory of well known ballet dancers correctly called ‘Ballyhoo’s Hoo’

Banana peel
A golden slipper.

Banana:
Prohibit Ana. – Joseph Leff

Bandage-Covered Cut:
Gauze and defect. – Joseph Leff

Band-aid
A fund for needy musicians.

Bandit:
What the Chinese government did about free speech. – Joseph Leff

Bandleader
Someone who has to face the music.

Bandsaws
Blisters on guitarist’s fingers

Bank Deposit:
Snow. – Joseph Leff

Banker
Someone who is unhappy if he loses interest.

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