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Banks
Where rivers keep their money.
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Banshee:
No women allowed. – Joseph Leff
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Bantams:
Scottish caps are forbidden. – Joseph Leff
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Bar Mitzvah Food Fight:
A blintzkrieg. – Joseph Leff
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Barbarian
The man who cuts your hair badly
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Barbary pirate
Someone who cuts people’s hair and then charges them too much.
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Barbecue
An outdoor party for sheep
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Barber
(1) Someone who goes through life getting in other people’s hair.
(2) The one person to whom everyone takes off his hat.
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Barber’s shop
A clip joint
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Barbie:
Insect in a pub. – Joseph Leff
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Bareback:
(1) How Lady Godiva rode her horse.
(2) The return of Yogi and Boo-Boo. – Joseph Leff
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Barefaced
Looking like a bear
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Barefooted criminal
A heel without a sole
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Baroque:
Needs repair. – Joseph Leff
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Barracks
Where pub crawlers hang their coats. – Joseph Leff
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Barracks:
Where pub customers hang their coats. – Joseph Leff
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Barrage
Tavern insanity. – Joseph Leff
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Bashful
A retired boxer
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Basket:
A little girl living in northern Spain. – Joseph Leff
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Basketball player
Someone who can dribble all the time and still be neat.
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