Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Banks
Where rivers keep their money.

Banshee:
No women allowed. – Joseph Leff

Bantams:
Scottish caps are forbidden. – Joseph Leff

Bar Mitzvah Food Fight:
A blintzkrieg. – Joseph Leff

Barbarian
The man who cuts your hair badly

Barbary pirate
Someone who cuts people’s hair and then charges them too much.

Barbecue
An outdoor party for sheep

Barber
(1) Someone who goes through life getting in other people’s hair.
(2) The one person to whom everyone takes off his hat.

Barber’s shop
A clip joint

Barbie:
Insect in a pub. – Joseph Leff

Bareback:
(1) How Lady Godiva rode her horse.  
(2) The return of Yogi and Boo-Boo. – Joseph Leff

Barefaced
Looking like a bear

Barefooted criminal
A heel without a sole

Baroque:
Needs repair. – Joseph Leff

Barracks
Where pub crawlers hang their coats. – Joseph Leff

Barracks:
Where pub customers hang their coats. – Joseph Leff

Barrage
Tavern insanity. – Joseph Leff

Bashful
A retired boxer

Basket:
A little girl living in northern Spain. – Joseph Leff

Basketball player
Someone who can dribble all the time and still be neat.

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