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Funny definitions - the real meanings of words

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Beeline
(1) What naughty bees get at school
(2) "Hi, Honey!" - Joseph Leff

Beetroot
A potatoe with very high blood pressure

Befit:
That's why you work out every day. - Joseph Leff

Beforehand:
What two braces of hands be. - Joseph Leff

Beforetime:
Time to tee off. - Joseph Leff

Befoul:
Be a chicken. - Joseph Leff

Beheading:
Loss of face. - Joseph Leff

Behold:
A hive. - Joseph Leff

Beirut Apple Juices:
Ciders of Lebanon. - Joseph Leff

Belittle:
What munchkins be. - Joseph Leff

Belladonna
Telephone a girl called Donna

Bellicose
(1) A warm, fat stomach
(2) Quite near. - Joseph Leff

Belly-Dancing Contest:
Navel warfare. - Joseph Leff

Benighted:
Why Elton John visited Buckingham Palace. - Joseph Leff

Bequest:
A search for pollen. - Joseph Leff

Beriberi:
Extremely. - Joseph Leff

Bernadette
Set fire to your bills

Best Seller:
Finest basement. - Joseph Leff

Bestride:
No better ride. - Joseph Leff

Betray:
Gamble with Raymond. - Joseph Leff

Better Batter
What you might get if Mickey Mantle married Betty Crocker.

Betwixt
Halfway through a chocolate bar

Bewail:
What Moby Dick be. - Joseph Leff

Bewitch:
Insect sorceress. - Joseph Leff

Bicameral:
Related to purchasing photographic equipment. - Joseph Leff

Bicker:
Not smaller. - Joseph Leff

Bicycle:
Purchase a scythe. - Joseph Leff

Bidet:
Two days before D-Day. - Joseph Leff

Big Bang Producer:
TNT. - Joseph Leff

Big Top
Large hat worn by circus ringmaster

Big Wheels Afloat:
Helms. - Joseph Leff

Bigamist
(1) Someone who makes the same mistake twice
(2) An Italian fog. - Joseph Leff

Bigamy:
(1) I'm rather generous.  
(2) Amy the Giant. - Joseph Leff

Bigotry:
A large Italian redwood. - Joseph Leff

Billboard:
William is tired. - Joseph Leff

Bill's Colleague:
Coo. - Joseph Leff

Bindweed
Tie up a weak person

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