Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Delivery:
Remove uniforms. – Joseph Leff

Deliveryman:
An obstetrician. – Joseph Leff

Deluge:
De small Olympic sled. – Joseph Leff

Dematerialize:
Close a fabric shoppe. – Joseph Leff

Demented Viking:
The pillage idiot. – Joseph Leff

Demons:
Are a ghoul’s best friends. – Joseph Leff

Demote:
What de king puts around de castle. – Joseph Leff

Denial
Where Cleopatra lived

Denim:
It’s in your genes. – Joseph Leff

Denise:
De aunt’s daughter. – Joseph Leff

Denounce
Remove all nouns. – Joseph Leff

Dental:
Make an imprint on Alvin. – Joseph Leff

Dentist
(1) A person who gets paid for boring you.
(2) The biggest Yank of them all.
(3) Someone who can give you the drill of your life.
(4) Someone who always looks down in the mouth
(5) Owner of an automobile body repair shoppe. – Joseph Leff

Dentist’s Explanation:
To tell the tooth. – Joseph Leff

Dentist’s Office
A filling station.

Department of Labor:
Maternity ward. – Joseph Leff

Depend
The end of the swimming pool with the most water

Dependent Clause:
Santa’s child. – Joseph Leff

Depict:
Cancelled the selection. – Joseph Leff

Depleted:
Retired seamstress. – Joseph Leff

Depressed:
A fired journalist. – Joseph Leff

Depth Charge:
A fee for using the basement. – Joseph Leff

Depth
Height turned upside down

Described:
A jobless writer. – Joseph Leff

Designer Roofer:
Eaves St, Laurent. – Joseph Leff

Desirable:
Want a male bovine. – Joseph Leff

Desire:
(1) Get rid of Da.
(2) Get rid of a heavy breather. – Joseph Leff

Despot:
Use bleach. – Joseph Leff

Dessert Spoon
Spoon for eating sand

Destabilised:
Took the horse out for a run. – Joseph Leff

Detention:
What causes de stress. – Joseph Leff

Determination:
(1) Rehire everybody.
(2) Prevent my country. – Joseph Leff

Detest:
Cancel the exam. – Joseph Leff

Detour
(1) A road where no turn is left un-stoned.
(2) De vacation. – Joseph Leff

Detraction:
What keeps de car on de slippery road. – Joseph Leff

Devil’s Wig:
Hell toupee. – Joseph Leff

Devoid:
De vacuum. – Joseph Leff

Devote:
Cancel an election. – Joseph Leff

Dewars:
The job of peacemakers. – Joseph Leff

Diagnosis
What you get from a Welsh doctor

Diagram
A record player that’s broken

Diamond
There is nothing harder than a diamond, except paying for it.

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