Delivery:
Remove uniforms. – Joseph Leff
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Deliveryman:
An obstetrician. – Joseph Leff
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Deluge:
De small Olympic sled. – Joseph Leff
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Dematerialize:
Close a fabric shoppe. – Joseph Leff
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Demented Viking:
The pillage idiot. – Joseph Leff
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Demons:
Are a ghoul’s best friends. – Joseph Leff
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Demote:
What de king puts around de castle. – Joseph Leff
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Denial
Where Cleopatra lived
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Denim:
It’s in your genes. – Joseph Leff
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Denise:
De aunt’s daughter. – Joseph Leff
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Denounce
Remove all nouns. – Joseph Leff
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Dental:
Make an imprint on Alvin. – Joseph Leff
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Dentist
(1) A person who gets paid for boring you.
(2) The biggest Yank of them all.
(3) Someone who can give you the drill of your life.
(4) Someone who always looks down in the mouth
(5) Owner of an automobile body repair shoppe. – Joseph Leff
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Dentist’s Explanation:
To tell the tooth. – Joseph Leff
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Dentist’s Office
A filling station.
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Department of Labor:
Maternity ward. – Joseph Leff
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Depend
The end of the swimming pool with the most water
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Dependent Clause:
Santa’s child. – Joseph Leff
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Depict:
Cancelled the selection. – Joseph Leff
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Depleted:
Retired seamstress. – Joseph Leff
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Depressed:
A fired journalist. – Joseph Leff
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Depth Charge:
A fee for using the basement. – Joseph Leff
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Depth
Height turned upside down
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Described:
A jobless writer. – Joseph Leff
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Designer Roofer:
Eaves St, Laurent. – Joseph Leff
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Desirable:
Want a male bovine. – Joseph Leff
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Desire:
(1) Get rid of Da.
(2) Get rid of a heavy breather. – Joseph Leff
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Despot:
Use bleach. – Joseph Leff
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Dessert Spoon
Spoon for eating sand
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Destabilised:
Took the horse out for a run. – Joseph Leff
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Detention:
What causes de stress. – Joseph Leff
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Determination:
(1) Rehire everybody.
(2) Prevent my country. – Joseph Leff
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Detest:
Cancel the exam. – Joseph Leff
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Detour
(1) A road where no turn is left un-stoned.
(2) De vacation. – Joseph Leff
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Detraction:
What keeps de car on de slippery road. – Joseph Leff
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Devil’s Wig:
Hell toupee. – Joseph Leff
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Devoid:
De vacuum. – Joseph Leff
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Devote:
Cancel an election. – Joseph Leff
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Dewars:
The job of peacemakers. – Joseph Leff
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Diagnosis
What you get from a Welsh doctor
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Diagram
A record player that’s broken
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Diamond
There is nothing harder than a diamond, except paying for it.
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