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Dogwood
A tree distinguished by its bark.

Doldrums
Percussion instruments played by girls

Dollhouse:
A sorority dormitory. - Joseph Leff

Doltish Pharmacist:
Pill-age idiot. - Joseph Leff

Donate a Pier:
Give berth. - Joseph Leff

Donation:
(1) A country that lacks re, mi, fa, etc.
(2) A country of female deer.
(3) A country full of batter. - Joseph Leff

Donkey:
Opens the Godfather's door. - Joseph Leff

Don't Drink and Drive:
Stay sober on the golf course. - Joseph Leff

Don't Work Up a Sweat:
I'd lather not. - Joseph Leff

Doorbell:
A female doorman. - Joseph Leff

Doting Parents:
Son worshippers. - Joseph Leff

Dots:
I-lids. - Joseph Leff

Double Crosser
(1) Someone with a great sense of two-timing.
(2) An echo.
(3) No, no. - Joseph Leff

Double Take
What a pair of shoplifters make off with.

Double-decker Bed
A lot of bunk.

Double-header
A two-headed monster.

Double-talk
A schizophrenic parrot.

Down for the Count
(1) A nobleman's comforter.
(2) Goosefeathers for Dracula. - Joseph Leff

Down in the Mouth
What you get if you bite a live duck.

Downtown Real Estate:
A lot to be desired. - Joseph Leff

Doze:
Not deeze. - Joseph Leff

Dozen:
Nappin'. - Joseph Leff

Dracula's Serf:
A blood vassal. - Joseph Leff

Dragon Milk
Milk from a short legged cow

Drawing Room
Where a dentist works

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