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Dogwood
A tree distinguished by its bark.
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Doldrums
Percussion instruments played by girls
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Dollhouse:
A sorority dormitory. – Joseph Leff
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Doltish Pharmacist:
Pill-age idiot. – Joseph Leff
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Donate a Pier:
Give berth. – Joseph Leff
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Donation:
(1) A country that lacks re, mi, fa, etc.
(2) A country of female deer.
(3) A country full of batter. – Joseph Leff
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Donkey:
Opens the Godfather’s door. – Joseph Leff
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Don’t Drink and Drive:
Stay sober on the golf course. – Joseph Leff
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Don’t Work Up a Sweat:
I’d lather not. – Joseph Leff
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Doorbell:
A female doorman. – Joseph Leff
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Doting Parents:
Son worshippers. – Joseph Leff
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Dots:
I-lids. – Joseph Leff
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Double Crosser
(1) Someone with a great sense of two-timing.
(2) An echo.
(3) No, no. – Joseph Leff
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Double Take
What a pair of shoplifters make off with.
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Double-decker Bed
A lot of bunk.
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Double-header
A two-headed monster.
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Double-talk
A schizophrenic parrot.
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Down for the Count
(1) A nobleman’s comforter.
(2) Goosefeathers for Dracula. – Joseph Leff
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Down in the Mouth
What you get if you bite a live duck.
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Downtown Real Estate:
A lot to be desired. – Joseph Leff
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Doze:
Not deeze. – Joseph Leff
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Dozen:
Nappin’. – Joseph Leff
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Dracula’s Serf:
A blood vassal. – Joseph Leff
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Dragon Milk
Milk from a short legged cow
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Drawing Room
Where a dentist works
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