Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Dramatic
An acting insect. – Joseph Leff

Draw Lots:
What some artists do. – Joseph Leff

Draw
The result of a struggle between a dentist and his patient.

Drawbridge:
A tied card game. – Joseph Leff

Dreadful Actor
An abominable showman.

Dreadlocks:
(1) Fear of opening the deadbolt.
(2) Fear of smoked salmon. – Joseph Leff

Dreamer
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the clouds.

Dressed for Dinner:
A salad. – Joseph Leff

Drill Sergeant
An army dentist

Drillmaster:
A dental instructor. – Joseph Leff

Driver’s Education Classes:
For roads scholars. – Joseph Leff

Drunken Mathematicians:
Should not drink and derive. – Joseph Leff

Drunks in France:
The plastered of Paris. – Joseph Leff

Dry Dock
A thirsty physician.

Duckbill:
(1) What you get right after buying a duck.
(2) Look out, William! – Joseph Leff

Duct:
Dodged. – Joseph Leff

Dulcet
A boring tennis match

Dungarees
Trousers worn for shifting manure

Duration
An oration that never stops

Dustpan:
Clean off a Greek god. – Joseph Leff

Dwarf Stars:
Doc, Grumpy and Dopey. – Joseph Leff

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