Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Egg White
Snow White’s brother.

Egotist:
(1) Someone who is always me-deep in conversation. 
(2) Someone who suffers from I-strain. – Joseph Leff

Egotistical Carol:
Hark, The Herald Angels Sing About Me. – Joseph Leff

Eighty:
Abbrev. for antitank. – Joseph Leff

Elastic band
Group who play rubber instruments

Elderberry
Oldest berry on the plant

Electric Eel
Fish that swims in strong currents

Electric Stove:
Where you find ohm on the range. – Joseph Leff

Electric:
Vote for Eric. – Joseph Leff

Electrician
(1) A switch doctor
(2) A person who wires for money.

Electricity for a Bakery:
Flour power. – Joseph Leff

Electron:
Vote for Ronald. – Joseph Leff

Elegy:
How to spell the word “leg.” – Joseph Leff

Elephants
The most modest of animals. They always bathe with their, trunks on.

Elevator operator
A person who is always ready to give others a lift.

Elf:
A subordinate Claus. – Joseph Leff

Ellen:
Abbrev. for “lane.” – Joseph Leff

Elliptical
A kiss from a man with a moustache

Elope:
Form a secret merger. – Joseph Leff

Embrace:
M, M. – Joseph Leff

Emerge
Unite two Internet companies.

Emerge:
The joining together of two on-line service companies. – Joseph Leff

Emission:
An on-line religious organisation. – Joseph Leff

Emotion
A vibrating webpage. – Joseph Leff

Emphasis
When your sister shouts at you

Emulate
(1) Ostrich pretending to be an Emu
(2) Dorothy telling her aunt that she’s tardy. – Joseph Leff

 

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