Fat Cashiers
Chubby checkers.

Fat Cat
A flabby tabby.

Fat
The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

Fatalist:
Membership roster of Arafat’s group. – Joseph Leff

Father In Law
Dad in jail

Faucet
What you have to do when the door is jammed

Faultfinder:
A seismologist. – Joseph Leff

Faulty Parachute:
A flier extinguisher. – Joseph Leff

Faze:
Belongs to Fay. – Joseph Leff

Fearless:
Apprehensive about Lester. – Joseph Leff

Fearsome:
Phobia about addition. – Joseph Leff

Fearul Anticipation of a Tornado:
The qualm before the storm. – Joseph Leff

Feather Bed
Where feathers sleep.

Feature Attraction:
Gorgeous eyes, for instance. – Joseph Leff

Feature Presentation:
Your face. – Joseph Leff

Federation:
Gave a military unit of food. – Joseph Leff

Fee:
The first word spoken by a baby giant. – Joseph Leff

Feed Back
When a vampire bites you from behind

Feed Store
The only place where you can get a chicken dinner for 10 cents.

Feel Pain:
Touch a window. – Joseph Leff

Feline:
Price list. – Joseph Leff

Fence
The difference between one yard and two yards.

Ferrous:
It ain’t fer youse. – Joseph Leff

Ferryboat
Something that makes every passenger cross.