Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Fertile
Tiles in a werewolf’s house

Fetal:
Pertaining to toes. – Joseph Leff

Fetlock
Padlock for a horse

Feudalism:
It’s your Count that votes. – Joseph Leff

Fiddler Crab
A rather grouchy violinist.

Fiddlestick
Something you use to play the violin

Fifty Cents:
Offered at a perfume shoppe. – Joseph Leff

Figment
What Adam and Eve wore in the Garden of Eden

Figurehead
Mathematical genius.

Filbert
Give Albert his dinner

Final:
Penalise Allen. – Joseph Leff

Fine-Spun:
Imposes a penalty on wordplay. – Joseph Leff

Finish:
Resident of Helsinki. – Joseph Leff

Fire at the Cheese:
Shoot the bries. – Joseph Leff

Fire at Will:
Use William as a target. – Joseph Leff

Firecracker
A hot cookie.

Fireplace:
An angry boss’ office. – Joseph Leff

Fireproof:
Cinders. – Joseph Leff

Fireworks
Sack everybody in the factory

Firing is Their Job:
Kilns. – Joseph Leff

Firing Line
A dangerous geometric figure.

Firing Squad:
A group of executives responsible for sacking people. – Joseph Leff

 

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