Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Flattery
(1) A battery that has run out of power
(2) Soap, composed of 90 per cent lie
(3) The study of London apartments.
(4) Phony express. – Joseph Leff

Flea Market
(1) Where fleas do their shopping
(2) What gorcery thieves do. – Joseph Leff

Fleabag
What you carry fleas in.

Fleece
Insects that get into your wool if you don’t wash regularly

Fleet:
A sails force. – Joseph Leff

Fleur-De-Lis:
What delicatessen customers walk on. – Joseph Leff

Flight Deck
The pack of cards used by pilots

Flood Results:
A floor-gone conclusion. – Joseph Leff

Flood
A river that’s too big for its bridges

Florence, Italy:
Pointng out Italy to your friend, Flo. – Joseph Leff

Flourish:
Pertaining to brn and meals. – Joseph Leff

Flow of Generations:
Heir stream. – Joseph Leff

Flower Girl:
A young female who works in a bakery. – Joseph Leff

Flowers
Lazy forms of plant life. They are often found in beds.

Fly by Night
Vampire owl

Fly Casting
Lining up flies for parts in a movie or play.

Flypaper
(1) Blueprint for an airplane.
(2) The best material for making kites.
(3) A newspaper read by insects.

 

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