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Flying Colours
Paint thrown in art lesson

Flypaper
What flies decorate their homes with

Foaming:
A fake Chinese vase. - Joseph Leff

Fodder:
Not to be confused with mutter. - Joseph Leff

Foolhardy:
What Laurel sometimes did. - Joseph Leff

Foolproof:
Evidence of stupidity. - Joseph Leff

Football:
A lavish party for podiatrists. - Joseph Leff

Foothill:
A 12-inch mountain. - Joseph Leff

For the Better:
To benefit the gambler. - Joseph Leff

Foray:
(1) The flat across the hall from 4B.
(2) Goes to Raymond. - Joseph Leff

Forbid:
An offer to pay to join a golf club. - Joseph Leff

Forbidden:
To disallow a small study room. - Joseph Leff

Forebrain:
Indicates a golfing addiction. - Joseph Leff

Forecast:
Actors in four plays. - Joseph Leff

Foreclose:
Why teenage girls go to a shopping centre. - Joseph Leff

Forefathers:
Two pairs of priests. - Joseph Leff

Foreground:
(1) Coffee at a country club.
(2) Where golfers go to get teed off. - Joseph Leff

Foreign:
Imitation empire. - Joseph Leff

Forelocks:
Purpose of bagels and cream cheese. - Joseph Leff

Foreman:
(1) Why woman is here.
(2) He's always playing golf. - Joseph Leff

Foresee:
The flat just down the hall from foray. - Joseph Leff

Foresees:
(1) C, C, C, C.
(2) Mediterranean, Baltic, East China and Red. - Joseph Leff

Forestall
To delay a golf game. - Joseph Leff

Forestalls
Home for two pairs of horses. - Joseph Leff

Forger
Someone who is always ready to write a wrong.

Forgery:
A building where furnaces or hearths for metals are located. - Joseph Leff

Forlorn:
Why grass seeds are purchased. - Joseph Leff

Formalist:
Create a roster. - Joseph Leff

Format
A gift to Matthew. - Joseph Leff

Fortnight:
Nobleman in charge of a stronghold. - Joseph Leff

Fortress
Purpose of shampoo. - Joseph Leff

Fortress:
Shampoo's use. - Joseph Leff

Fortune
A singing quartet

Forty:
Purpose of a samovar. - Joseph Leff

Forum
(1) Two-um plus two-um
(2) In favour of Bacardi. - Joseph Leff

Forward Roll
The 3 day old sandwich pushed to the front to make you buy it

Foul Ball
Where chickens go to dance.

Foul Language:
Cheep-cheep-cheep. - Joseph Leff

Foul Mouthed
Bad language from a chicken

Fountain of Jazz:
Pete. - Joseph Leff

Four Poster
Bedroom with 4 posters on the wall

Fourscore:
(1) Why some people turn on the sports station.
(2) A golf shot total. - Joseph Leff

Francis Bacon:
How Francis is makin' a cake. - Joseph Leff

Francisco Franco:
Know for his reign in Spain. - Joseph Leff

Franz Liszt:
What Franz takes with him to the grocery store. - Joseph Leff

Fraulein:
A queue of German wives. - Joseph Leff

Freak Accident
What happened, for example, when the bearded lady ran into the rubber man.

 

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