Free Cheese:
Gouda for nothing. – Joseph Leff

Free Oneself:
Liberate one’s own dwarf. – Joseph Leff

Free Radical:
A liberated anarchist. – Joseph Leff

Free Speech
When you can use someone else’s phone.

French Alcoholics:
Plastered of Paris. – Joseph Leff

French Beans:
Tetes. – Joseph Leff

French Bread
(1) Money in France.
(2) Born in France. – Joseph Leff

French Fathers:
A pere group. – Joseph Leff

French Heel
Low character from Paris.

French Knot:
Somebody born in Great Britain. – Joseph Leff

French Toast:
A votre sante. – Joseph Leff

Friar
A religious young chicken.

Friday
The best day of the week for frying.

Friend
(1) Someone who has the same enemies as you
(2) One who always excuses you when you have made a fool of yourself.

Frock:
A group of Japanese sheep. – Joseph Leff

Frog March
What frog soldiers do

Frog
An animal that croaks all the time but means it only once.

Frustrate
In the top class

Full Grown:
Really load moan. – Joseph Leff

Funding:
To enjoy pushing a doorbell. – Joseph Leff

Funeral Home Directory:
Dead to rites. – Joseph Leff

Fungal
Your girlfriend – Joseph Leff

Fungi
Your boyfriend – Joseph Leff

Fungus:
Gustave, the comedian. – Joseph Leff

Furlong:
A full-length mink coat. – Joseph Leff

Futile:
A small number of thin slabs of baked clay. – Joseph Leff

Future Tense:
A reason to relax now. – Joseph Leff