G.I. Joes in Battle:
Volley of the dolls. – Joseph Leff
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Genetic Clothing Designer:
Calvin Clone. – Joseph Leff
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Genetic Disease:
Heir pollution. – Joseph Leff
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Genetic Engineering:
Creating designer genes. – Joseph Leff
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Genotype:
What Eugene does at the office. – Joseph Leff
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Gentile
(1) A small island for men only.
(2) Where the groom and best man walk. – Joseph Leff
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Gentile:
(1) Where the groom and best man walk.
(2) A small island for men only. – Joseph Leff
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Genuine Wildebeest:
Gnu’s real. – Joseph Leff
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Geologist:
Fissure man. – Joseph Leff
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George Burns:
Whenever someone insults Gracie. – Joseph Leff
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German Shepherd:
Bo Peep’s da, Hans. – Joseph Leff
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Germs:
Small residents of Berlin. – Joseph Leff
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Gestate:
Recently finished a meal. – Joseph Leff
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Get About:
Success for a fight promoter. – Joseph Leff
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Get Across:
Indicates a conversion to Christianity. – Joseph Leff
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Get In Formation:
Gather data. – Joseph Leff
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Get on Board:
Surf. – Joseph Leff
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Geyser:
Not gal, Ma’am. – Joseph Leff
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Gherkin
Relatives of a Gher
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Ghost
A shadow of its former self.
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Ghost Story:
Haunted attic. – Joseph Leff
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Ghost Writer
A spooksman.
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Giraffe
The highest form of animal life.
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Girdle
(1) A device used to keep an unfortunate condition from spreading.
(2) Proof that figures can lie.
(3) A waist basket. – Joseph Leff
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Give a Wide Berth:
Have a large baby. – Joseph Leff
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Gladiator
How a monster felt after lunch
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Glider Pilot:
A soar head. – Joseph Leff
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Gloomy:
Give me the paste. – Joseph Leff
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Glorify:
Turn into Gloria. – Joseph Leff
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Go Before:
Golf in the Mongolian desert. – Joseph Leff
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Go For:
Proceed to play golf. – Joseph Leff
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Go to Sea:
Travel to observe. – Joseph Leff
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Goad:
Instruction on a math test. – Joseph Leff
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Goal Mouth
Someone shouting from behind the nets
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Goal:
Encourage Alan. – Joseph Leff
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Goat
An animal that has the bad habit of butting in.
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Gobi and Sahara:
Just deserts. – Joseph Leff
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Goblet
A small turkey
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Going Around in Circles
Orbiting. – Joseph Leff
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Gold Mine:
Whose gold is it? – Joseph Leff
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Gold Soup
Soup made with 14 carrots
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