Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Griller:
A large ape. – Joseph Leff

Grimace:
A soloemn but superior aviator. – Joseph Leff

Gripe Water
The sort of rain that make people complain

Groan
No longer small. – Joseph Leff

Groom Awaiting Bride:
Exhibits wife expectancy. – Joseph Leff

Gross Ignorance:
144 times worse than ordinary ignorance. – Joseph Leff

Gross Profit:
$144 before fixed expenses. – Joseph Leff

Gross Stupidity
144 politicians. – Joseph Leff

Grouch
One who, when opportunity knocks, complains about the noise.

Ground Beef
A cow sitting on the grass.

Ground Zero:
Forgot to prepare coffee beans. – Joseph Leff

Grounds for Divorce:
Burnt coffee. – Joseph Leff

Group of Geniuses:
A mental bloc. – Joseph Leff

Growth Industry:
Agriculture. – Joseph Leff

Grumpy Pal:
Doc. – Joseph Leff

Guardian:
Protect Ian. – Joseph Leff

Guerilla Warfare:
Going ape. – Joseph Leff

Guiless:
No men. – Joseph Leff

Gully:
Similar to an aquatic bird. – Joseph Leff

Guyana:
Introducing Ana to a chap whose name you forgot. – Joseph Leff

Gym dandy
An athlete who wears shirt and tie during a ball game.

Gyration:
Just enough food for one fellow. – Joseph Leff

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