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Griller:
A large ape. - Joseph Leff

Grimace:
A soloemn but superior aviator. - Joseph Leff

Gripe Water
The sort of rain that make people complain

Groan
No longer small. - Joseph Leff

Groom Awaiting Bride:
Exhibits wife expectancy. - Joseph Leff

Gross Ignorance:
144 times worse than ordinary ignorance. - Joseph Leff

Gross Profit:
$144 before fixed expenses. - Joseph Leff

Gross Stupidity
144 politicians. - Joseph Leff

Grouch
One who, when opportunity knocks, complains about the noise.

Ground Beef
A cow sitting on the grass.

Ground Zero:
Forgot to prepare coffee beans. - Joseph Leff

Grounds for Divorce:
Burnt coffee. - Joseph Leff

Group of Geniuses:
A mental bloc. - Joseph Leff

Growth Industry:
Agriculture. - Joseph Leff

Grumpy Pal:
Doc. - Joseph Leff

Guardian:
Protect Ian. - Joseph Leff

Guerilla Warfare:
Going ape. - Joseph Leff

Guiless:
No men. - Joseph Leff

Gully:
Similar to an aquatic bird. - Joseph Leff

Guyana:
Introducing Ana to a chap whose name you forgot. - Joseph Leff

Gym dandy
An athlete who wears shirt and tie during a ball game.

Gyration:
Just enough food for one fellow. - Joseph Leff

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