Harp
(1) A piano in the nude.
(2) A giant egg slicer.
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Harpist:
A plucky musician. – Joseph Leff
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Harry Potter:
Harass the ceramicist. – Joseph Leff
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Harvest
What farmers wear to cut corn
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Has a Heavy Course Load:
(1) An overworked caddy.
(2) A busy waitress. – Joseph Leff
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Has a List:
Leans. – Joseph Leff
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Has a Shot:
A syringe. – Joseph Leff
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Hat rack
Torture instrument for headgear.
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Hatch Back
Car boot full of eggs
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Hatchet
What a hen does to an egg
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Hatless
The strong man who carried the world on his shoulders
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Hatred of Modern Art:
Can cause an art attack. – Joseph Leff
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Haul Into Court:
Corridor connecting the lifts to the courtrooms. – Joseph Leff
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Haunted wigwam
A creepy teepee.
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Have an In:
Own a pub. – Joseph Leff
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Have Heads in the Clouds:
Aviators. – Joseph Leff
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Have No Rights:
(1) An empty wedding chapel.
(2) All that is left. – Joseph Leff
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Hawaiian Garland:
Lei of the land. – Joseph Leff
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Hawaiian Wedding Ceremony:
Getting Mauied. – Joseph Leff
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Hay
High class grass
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Haymow:
A greeting from Curly. – Joseph Leff
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Hayrick:
Greeting for Eric. – Joseph Leff
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Hazel:
Greeting for Zelda. – Joseph Leff
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He Got What’s Coming to Him:
An heir. – Joseph Leff
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He Looks Forbidding:
An auctioneer. – Joseph Leff
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Head hunter
The person to see if you have lost your head.
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Head Off:
Purpose of a guillotine. – Joseph Leff
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Head to Paris:
Tete. – Joseph Leff
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Headaches:
Ill-gotten pains. – Joseph Leff
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Headquarters:
A psychiatrist’s office. – Joseph Leff
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Headress:
Where that chap lives. – Joseph Leff
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Heads:
The bloke does basic math. – Joseph Leff
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Headset:
A group of ship’s bathrooms. – Joseph Leff
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Heal:
That chap is Alan. – Joseph Leff
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Health:
Pertaining to Hades. – Joseph Leff
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Heaped:
He impersonated. – Joseph Leff
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Hear, Hear!:
Not there, there. – Joseph Leff
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Hearing Aids:
Ears. – Joseph Leff
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Hearing:
A groom’s wedding band. – Joseph Leff
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Hearken:
Listen to Kenneth. – Joseph Leff
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Hearse
Not his. – Joseph Leff
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Hearse:
Not hiss. – Joseph Leff
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Heart Recipient:
A Valentine. – Joseph Leff
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Heart Warming
Monster’s cooking class
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Heart:
Painting and sculpting for men only. – Joseph Leff
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Heartless:
Describes Dorthy’s friend, the Tin Man. – Joseph Leff
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Heathen:
Warm up a chicken. – Joseph Leff
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Hebrew:
(1) A male teabag.
(2) A bloke’s ale. – Joseph Leff
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Heck:
Where people who don’t believe in Gosh go. – Joseph Leff
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Hectic
A darn insect. – Joseph Leff
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