Horn of Plenty:
The sound of rush-hour traffic. - Joseph Leff |
Hornet:
A small bugle. - Joseph Leff |
Horoscope:
A starboard. - Joseph Leff |
Hors D'Combat:
A cavalry animal. - Joseph Leff |
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Horse and buggy
Description of an odd person who has laryngitis. |
Horse Doctor:
A physician with a sore throat. - Joseph Leff |
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Horse sense
(1) A quality found most often in persons with a stable mind.
(2) Barn odors. - Joseph Leff |
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Horse
(1) A six-legged animal. It has forelegs in front and two legs behind.
(2) An animal that cannot say yes, only nay |
Horseback:
Return of laryngitis. - Joseph Leff |
Horsefly:
A command to Pegasus. - Joseph Leff |
Horsehair:
The bunny has laryngitis. - Joseph Leff |
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Horsehide
(1) What helps keep a horse from falling apart.
(2) What a cowboy goes to seek. - Joseph Leff |
Horses at a Hotel:
They use the bridle suite. - Joseph Leff |
Horse's Halter:
Whoa! - Joseph Leff |
Horses:
Neigh sayers. - Joseph Leff |
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Hospitals
Places where people who are run down wind up |
Hot Air:
An angry son during the reading of the will. - Joseph Leff |
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Hot chocolate
Stolen candy. |
Hot Dog:
A canine that, during the summer, wears a fur coat and pants. - Joseph Leff |
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Hotel
(1) A place where you pay good dollars for poor quarters.
(2) A suite spot. - Joseph Leff |
Hot-Tempered:
Signifies strong steel. - Joseph Leff |
Housebroken:
The electricity and plumbing don't work. - Joseph Leff |
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Housemother
The question to ask about your female parent's health, |
Housing:
What a choirmaster teaches. - Joseph Leff |
How a Karate Expert Breaks Lights:
A lamp chop. - Joseph Leff |
How to Cure Kleptomania:
Take something for it. - Joseph Leff |
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Hug
A roundabout way of expressing affection |
Hugs:
Energy gone to waist. - Joseph Leff |
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Hula dancer
A shake in the grass. |
