Human Cell:
Inside a gaol. – Joseph Leff

Human Race:
A marathon. – Joseph Leff

Human Wrecks:
A king. – Joseph Leff

Humbug
(1) A musical insect
(2) An insect that wants to sing but just doesn’t know the words.

Hummingbird:
A bird that refuses to sing cheeply. – Joseph Leff

Humourous:
Indulge us. – Joseph Leff

Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall:
Followed a pretty good summer. – Joseph Leff

Humpty Dumpty
A camel that won’t let you ride him.

Hun:
Sweetie or darlin’. – Joseph Leff

Hundred
Fear of Attila. – Joseph Leff

Hundred:
Fear of Attila. – Joseph Leff

Hundredfold:
100 mares giving birth simultaneously. – Joseph Leff

Hundredweight:
The next 50 couples will experience a delay. – Joseph Leff

Hunger:
What the posse did to the female rustler. – Joseph Leff

Hurling:
A female’s fish. – Joseph Leff

Hyacinth
What you say when you first meet Lady Cynthia

Hyatt Hotel:
Hyman is at the hotel. – Joseph Leff

Hyde Park:
Keep a landscaped city square out of sight. – Joseph Leff

Hydrate:
The cost per pelt. – Joseph Leff

Hydric:
Get out of sight, Eric. – Joseph Leff

Hydrogen Bomb:
Can make molehills out of mountains. – Joseph Leff

Hydrous:
Conceal Russell. – Joseph Leff

Hygiene:
Hello, Eugene. – Joseph Leff

Hypnotised:
A suspended sentence. – Joseph Leff

Hypochondriac
(1) A person with an infinite capacity for faking pains
(2) Someone who can’t leave well enough alone. – Joseph Leff

Hypocrite
(1) A man who sets a good example when other people are watching
(2) The man who murdered both his parents and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan. – Abraham Lincoln – Joseph Leff

Hysterical
Funny version of history