Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Ignorance
(1) When you don’t know something and somebody finds out
(2) Disregard insects. – Joseph Leff

Ill-defined
Sick, ailing, unwelling. – Joseph Leff

Illegal
A sick bird of prey

Illiteracy
Disease caught from books

Imitiation of Savagery
Brute farce. – Joseph Leff

Immature
I’m grown. – Joseph Leff

Immodest
I am unpretentious. – Joseph Leff

Impact
A mischievous child saying “Who, me?” – Joseph Leff

Impale
(1) White-faced Red Indian
(2) Brat’s brew.

Impassable
A slippery football

Impatient
A wait problem.

Impeccable
(1) Hidden away from birds
(2) Something chickens can’t eat.

Impediment
Broken bicycle

Impersonate
Cannibal’s dinner guest

Impersonate a Psychiatrist
Sigmund Fraud. – Joseph Leff

Impious
A religous elf

Implore
Traditional knowledge of mischief-makers. – Joseph Leff

Improvement
A guest who is always welcome to stay, as in ‘There’s always room for improvement’

Improves
Nomadic pixie. – Joseph Leff

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