Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Intercept
To bury an ancient Irish clan. – Joseph Leff

Interlocks
To bury smoked salmon. – Joseph Leff

Internal Teapot Occurence
A tempest. – Joseph Leff

Interpol
Bury a Warsaw resident. – Joseph Leff

Intonate
How Nathan’s name got changed. – Joseph Leff

Introduce
Orange drink served at start of match

Inwards
Where many hospital patients are kept. – Joseph Leff

I.Q.
A wink. – Joseph Leff

Iran
What I did when I was in a hurry. – Joseph Leff

Iraqi Feudal Estate
The Fief of Baghdad. – Joseph Leff

Ireland
An angry country. – Joseph Leff

Irish Sea
When they open their eyes. – Joseph Leff

Iron
I’m Ronald. – Joseph Leff

Iron Cross
The Metal of Honor. – Joseph Leff

Iron Magnet
A steel tycoon. – Joseph Leff

Iron Will
React to a magnet. – Joseph Leff

Irony
The instrument used for pressing clothes on an ironing board

Irving Berlin
The correct answer when Irving was asked what the capital of
Germany is. – Joseph Leff

Islander
I libel. – Joseph Leff

Isle of Man
(1) The groom’s side.
(2) A stagnation. – Joseph Leff

Isle of Wight
An island for Caucasians only. – Joseph Leff

It Can Turn a Bit
A drill. – Joseph Leff

It Gets Hammered
An anvil. – Joseph Leff

Italian Bread
(1) Born in Italy.
(2) Formerly lire. – Joseph Leff

It’s Attractive
A magnet. – Joseph Leff

Its Days Are Numbered
A calendar. – Joseph Leff

It’s in Every Spring
Water. – Joseph Leff

It’s Related
A tale. – Joseph Leff

It’s the Ballerina’s Turn
A pirouette. – Joseph Leff

It’s When Most People Retire
At night. – Joseph Leff

Iterate
An illiterate in good health. – Joseph Leff

Ivan the Terrible’s Startup
Tsarship enterprise. – Joseph Leff

Ivy
(1) The Roman numeral 4.
(2) Abbrev. for intravenous. – Joseph Leff

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