Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Laudatory:
What George Washington said upon discovering a British spy. – Joseph Leff

Laughing Stock
(1) Funny Oxo cube
(2) Cattle with a sense of humor.

Laughter:
The best medicine, after chicken soup. – Joseph Leff

Launch Pad
Throw notebook at someone

Launch
The meal most favored by astronauts,

Laundress:
Garb for an outdoor party. – Joseph Leff

Laundry
A place where clothes are mangled

Laurel:
A shrub that is not Hardy. – Joseph Leff

Lavatory:
Wash a British politician. – Joseph Leff

Law of Relativity:
Siblings can’t marry each other. – Joseph Leff

Lawsuit
Uniform worn by a police officer.

Lawyer
(1) Someone who prepares a 10,000 word document and calls it a brief.
(2) Old lawyers never die; they just lose their appeal.

Layer Cake
A sweet food preferred by chickens.

Lazy Bones
(1) A skeleton that doesn’t like to work.
(2) Idle skeleton
(3) Idle worshipper.

Lead Poisoning:
Directed the use of harmful chemicals. – Joseph Leff

Lead the Way:
First person on the scale. – Joseph Leff

Leap Year
The best time for a kangaroo.

Leapfrog:
Telling Kermit to jump. – Joseph Leff

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