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Laudatory:
What George Washington said upon discovering a British spy. – Joseph Leff
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Laughing Stock
(1) Funny Oxo cube
(2) Cattle with a sense of humor.
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Laughter:
The best medicine, after chicken soup. – Joseph Leff
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Launch Pad
Throw notebook at someone
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Launch
The meal most favored by astronauts,
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Laundress:
Garb for an outdoor party. – Joseph Leff
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Laundry
A place where clothes are mangled
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Laurel:
A shrub that is not Hardy. – Joseph Leff
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Lavatory:
Wash a British politician. – Joseph Leff
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Law of Relativity:
Siblings can’t marry each other. – Joseph Leff
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Lawsuit
Uniform worn by a police officer.
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Lawyer
(1) Someone who prepares a 10,000 word document and calls it a brief.
(2) Old lawyers never die; they just lose their appeal.
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Layer Cake
A sweet food preferred by chickens.
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Lazy Bones
(1) A skeleton that doesn’t like to work.
(2) Idle skeleton
(3) Idle worshipper.
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Lead Poisoning:
Directed the use of harmful chemicals. – Joseph Leff
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Lead the Way:
First person on the scale. – Joseph Leff
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Leap Year
The best time for a kangaroo.
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Leapfrog:
Telling Kermit to jump. – Joseph Leff
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