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Mischief
An Indian chief’s daughter.
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Miser
A person who lives poor so he can die rich.
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Misfired
A secretary who has been given the sack
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Misprint
(1) Copy someone else’s homework incorrectly
(2) Queen of the Press.
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Missing Link
A stolen sausage.
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Mistletoe
Astronaut’s athelete’s foot
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Mittens
What you get when a cat swallows a ball of wool
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Mobile Home Salesman
A wheel-estate dealer.
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Modern Art
Oodles of doodles.
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Miscarriage:
How a retired hansom cab driver feels. – Joseph Leff
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Miscount:
(1) Lose track of Dracula.
(2) A countess. – Joseph Leff
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Miscue:
She won the billiards movie pageant. – Joseph Leff
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Misdemeanor:
A strict teacher. – Joseph Leff
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Misdirection:
She won the road map beauty pageant. – Joseph Leff
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Miser:
(2) Someone who earns money the hoard way. – Joseph Leff
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Misprints:
A princess. – Joseph Leff
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Mistaken:
She’s married now. – Joseph Leff
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Mistakes:
Done by a female kleptomaniac. – Joseph Leff
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Mix:
Belonging to Mr. Jagger. – Joseph Leff
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Mixtures:
Didn’t mix mine. – Joseph Leff
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Mizzen:
An object you can’t find. – Joseph Leff
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Mizzenmast:
Arriving too late for the Sunday service. – Joseph Leff
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Mocking:
Not your king. – Joseph Leff
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Mockingbird:
A fowl flying faster than the speed of sound. – Joseph Leff
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Mode:
(1) Not Larryed or Curlyed.
(2) The grass was cut. – Joseph Leff
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Moist:
A believer in Moe, but not necessarily in Larry and Curly. – Joseph Leff
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Molasses
(1) Additional young girls.
(2) Rear ends of small, burrowing mammals. – Joseph Leff
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