Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Moment of Truth
Exam results

Momentous:
How Larry and Curly indicated to whom Moe referred. – Joseph Leff

Money
(1) The Royal Mint makes it first and you try to make it last
(2) Money is often confused with dough. This is not correct, since dough sticks to your fingers.
(3) Money talks as much as ever, but what it says makes less cents these days.

Monkey Business
A swinging corporation

Monkey:
Similar to monastic brothers. – Joseph Leff

Monologue
An unmarried piece of wood

Monotonous:
How Larry and Curly told their partner to stay off of them. – Joseph Leff

Monotony:
Only one Anthony. – Joseph Leff

Mood:
What a cow did. – Joseph Leff

Moonbeams
What holds the moon up.

Moonlighting
The sun’s other job.

Mop ‘n Glo:
Chernobyl floor wax. – Joseph Leff

Moraine:
Needed to end a drought. – Joseph Leff

Morale:
A request made in a pub. – Joseph Leff

Morbid:
Higher offer. – Joseph Leff

Morning Star:
An excellent eulogist. – Joseph Leff

Morsel:
Purpose of the marketing department. – Joseph Leff

Morsels:
An increase in gaols. – Joseph Leff

Mortal:
What a basketball team needs. – Joseph Leff

Mortar Board
What teachers who used to be bricklayers wear

Mortar:
Needed to fill potholes. – Joseph Leff

Moses:
“Spread out, spread out.  Nyuk, nyuk.” – Joseph Leff

Mosquito
(1) A flying hypodermic needle
(2) A Moslem house of worship in Ecuador. – Joseph Leff

Motel Wedding:
The source of inn-mates. – Joseph Leff

Motel
William Tell’s sister

Moth
An insect that enjoys chewing the rag.

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