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Moment of Truth
Exam results
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Momentous:
How Larry and Curly indicated to whom Moe referred. – Joseph Leff
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Money
(1) The Royal Mint makes it first and you try to make it last
(2) Money is often confused with dough. This is not correct, since dough sticks to your fingers.
(3) Money talks as much as ever, but what it says makes less cents these days.
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Monkey Business
A swinging corporation
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Monkey:
Similar to monastic brothers. – Joseph Leff
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Monologue
An unmarried piece of wood
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Monotonous:
How Larry and Curly told their partner to stay off of them. – Joseph Leff
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Monotony:
Only one Anthony. – Joseph Leff
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Mood:
What a cow did. – Joseph Leff
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Moonbeams
What holds the moon up.
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Moonlighting
The sun’s other job.
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Mop ‘n Glo:
Chernobyl floor wax. – Joseph Leff
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Moraine:
Needed to end a drought. – Joseph Leff
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Morale:
A request made in a pub. – Joseph Leff
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Morbid:
Higher offer. – Joseph Leff
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Morning Star:
An excellent eulogist. – Joseph Leff
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Morsel:
Purpose of the marketing department. – Joseph Leff
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Morsels:
An increase in gaols. – Joseph Leff
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Mortal:
What a basketball team needs. – Joseph Leff
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Mortar Board
What teachers who used to be bricklayers wear
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Mortar:
Needed to fill potholes. – Joseph Leff
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Moses:
“Spread out, spread out. Nyuk, nyuk.” – Joseph Leff
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Mosquito
(1) A flying hypodermic needle
(2) A Moslem house of worship in Ecuador. – Joseph Leff
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Motel Wedding:
The source of inn-mates. – Joseph Leff
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Motel
William Tell’s sister
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Moth
An insect that enjoys chewing the rag.
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