Mothball
What moths play football with

Mother Superior:
Yeah, but don’t tell Dad. – Joseph Leff

Motherhood:
Robin’s mum. – Joseph Leff

Motherland:
How a child encourages his Mum to bring the aeroplane down safely. – Joseph Leff

Mother-of-Pearl:
Miss Bailey’s mum. – Joseph Leff

Motorists
People who keep pedestrians in running order.

Mountain Climber
A man who always wants to take one more peak

Mountain Range
A cooker made specially for use at high altitudes

Mountain Range
A stove designed for use at high altitudes.

Mountaineers
How a mountain hears.

Mountebank
The place where the Canadian police keep their money

Mourning Wreath:
Death rose. – Joseph Leff

Moustache:
A hair-lip. – Joseph Leff

Movie Mogul’s Residence:
Reel estate. – Joseph Leff

Muchacha:
A cow doing a Latino dance. – Joseph Leff

Mucus:
A feline swear word. – Joseph Leff

Mudder:
Female equivalent of “fodder.” – Joseph Leff

Mudpies
Organized grime.

Muenster Cheese
Frankenstein’s favorite sandwich.