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Praise Virtue:
Lord, justice. – Joseph Leff
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Prancer:
One of Santa’s 12. – Joseph Leff
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Prate:
Used to serve dinner in Tokyo. – Joseph Leff
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Prawn
One of the small pieces used in the game of chess
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Prayer:
Ommm-work. – Joseph Leff
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Prayers:
People who sit in the first two rows in church. – Joseph Leff
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Preaching:
Before having pain. – Joseph Leff
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Preceding:
Before planting. – Joseph Leff
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Precursor:
An old computer, one that preceded point-and-click. – Joseph Leff
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Predate:
When you check your appearance carefully. – Joseph Leff
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Prefix:
Still broken. – Joseph Leff
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Pregnancy:
A fetal condition. – Joseph Leff
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Prehistoric Times
The most widely read newspaper in the Stone Age.
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Prejudicial:
Before Kosher meals. – Joseph Leff
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Prelate:
On time. – Joseph Leff
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Preoccupation:
Time for a job interview. – Joseph Leff
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Prepare For:
Train two pairs. – Joseph Leff
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Preschool Classes:
An heir conditioner. – Joseph Leff
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Prescience:
Legends and myths. – Joseph Leff
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Prescription for Eyeglasses:
A cite for sore eyes. – Joseph Leff
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Presence of Mind:
A child’s dream of Christmas morning. – Joseph Leff
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Present day:
Christmas. – Joseph Leff
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Present For the Teacher:
“Here.” – Joseph Leff
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Present Perfect:
An ideal gift. – Joseph Leff
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Present Tense:
Nervous now. – Joseph Leff
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Presidential Address:
1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, DC. – Joseph Leff
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Press Release:
How to open a parachute. – Joseph Leff
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Pressing Duties:
Ironing. – Joseph Leff
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Pressing Engagement
Two tailors who plan to get married.
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Pressure Cooker
Someone who works in a busy restaurant.
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Pressures:
Don’t press mine. – Joseph Leff
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Presuppose:
A session for a model just before dinner. – Joseph Leff
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Pretense:
Cave dwellers. – Joseph Leff
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Pretty Fibber:
Lie-belle. – Joseph Leff
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Pretty Penny:
Lovely Penelope. – Joseph Leff
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Pretzel
A snack for someone with a twisted mind.
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Pretzel Maker
The only person who makes crooked dough and is never arrested for it.
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Prevaricator:
Often lying around. – Joseph Leff
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Prey On:
Continue worship. – Joseph Leff
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Priceless:
Lower cost. – Joseph Leff
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Prickly Pear
Two hedgehogs
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Pride in His Work:
A burglar who used a crowbar. – Joseph Leff
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Pride of Lions:
Healthy cubs. – Joseph Leff
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Priesthood:
Upper part of a monk’s robe. – Joseph Leff
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Priest’s Trousers:
Breeches of faith. – Joseph Leff
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Primal:
Prudish Alan. – Joseph Leff
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Primary:
Use a crowbar on Mary. – Joseph Leff
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Prince of Wales:
Photos of large swimming mammals. – Joseph Leff
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Princeton:
2000 pounds of the monarch’s sons. – Joseph Leff
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Principal:
A friend of royalty. – Joseph Leff
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Printer
A man of letters
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Prints Out:
The royal heir isn’t in. – Joseph Leff
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Prior:
(1) A really nosy person.
(2) A burglar with a crowbar. – Joseph Leff
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Prism:
A prison for light waves that commit refractions. – Joseph Leff
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Prison Communication:
Cell phones. – Joseph Leff
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Prisoner’s Food Prayer:
Don’t be gruel. – Joseph Leff
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Private Enterprise:
(1) The Starship is not open to the public.
(2) Commerce among Army recruits. – Joseph Leff
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Private Eye
What you keep under an eye patch.
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Private Tutor:
(1) A drill sergeant.
(2) A trumpet teacher. – Joseph Leff
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Privy Seal:
The lock on a lavatory door. – Joseph Leff
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Prize-Fight
Disagreement over what’s inside the crackerjack box.
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