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Praise Virtue:
Lord, justice. - Joseph Leff

Prancer:
One of Santa's 12. - Joseph Leff

Prate:
Used to serve dinner in Tokyo. - Joseph Leff

Prawn
One of the small pieces used in the game of chess

Prayer:
Ommm-work. - Joseph Leff

Prayers:
People who sit in the first two rows in church. - Joseph Leff

Preaching:
Before having pain. - Joseph Leff

Preceding:
Before planting. - Joseph Leff

Precursor:
An old computer, one that preceded point-and-click. - Joseph Leff

Predate:
When you check your appearance carefully. - Joseph Leff

Prefix:
Still broken. - Joseph Leff

Pregnancy:
A fetal condition. - Joseph Leff

Prehistoric Times
The most widely read newspaper in the Stone Age.

Prejudicial:
Before Kosher meals. - Joseph Leff

Prelate:
On time. - Joseph Leff

Preoccupation:
Time for a job interview. - Joseph Leff

Prepare For:
Train two pairs. - Joseph Leff

Preschool Classes:
An heir conditioner. - Joseph Leff

Prescience:
Legends and myths. - Joseph Leff

Prescription for Eyeglasses:
A cite for sore eyes. - Joseph Leff

Presence of Mind:
A child's dream of Christmas morning. - Joseph Leff

Present day:
Christmas. - Joseph Leff

Present For the Teacher:
"Here." - Joseph Leff

Present Perfect:
An ideal gift. - Joseph Leff

Present Tense:
Nervous now. - Joseph Leff

Presidential Address:
1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, DC. - Joseph Leff

Press Release:
How to open a parachute. - Joseph Leff

Pressing Duties:
Ironing. - Joseph Leff

Pressing Engagement
Two tailors who plan to get married.

Pressure Cooker
Someone who works in a busy restaurant.

Pressures:
Don't press mine. - Joseph Leff

Presuppose:
A session for a model just before dinner. - Joseph Leff

Pretense:
Cave dwellers. - Joseph Leff

Pretty Fibber:
Lie-belle. - Joseph Leff

Pretty Penny:
Lovely Penelope. - Joseph Leff

Pretzel
A snack for someone with a twisted mind.

Pretzel Maker
The only person who makes crooked dough and is never arrested for it.

Prevaricator:
Often lying around. - Joseph Leff

Prey On:
Continue worship. - Joseph Leff

Priceless:
Lower cost. - Joseph Leff

Prickly Pear
Two hedgehogs

Pride in His Work:
A burglar who used a crowbar. - Joseph Leff

Pride of Lions:
Healthy cubs. - Joseph Leff

Priesthood:
Upper part of a monk's robe. - Joseph Leff

Priest's Trousers:
Breeches of faith. - Joseph Leff

Primal:
Prudish Alan. - Joseph Leff

Primary:
Use a crowbar on Mary. - Joseph Leff

Prince of Wales:
Photos of large swimming mammals. - Joseph Leff

Princeton:
2000 pounds of the monarch's sons. - Joseph Leff

Principal:
A friend of royalty. - Joseph Leff

Printer
A man of letters

Prints Out:
The royal heir isn't in. - Joseph Leff

Prior:
(1) A really nosy person.
(2) A burglar with a crowbar. - Joseph Leff

Prism:
A prison for light waves that commit refractions. - Joseph Leff

Prison Communication:
Cell phones. - Joseph Leff

Prisoner's Food Prayer:
Don't be gruel. - Joseph Leff

Private Enterprise:
(1) The Starship is not open to the public.
(2) Commerce among Army recruits. - Joseph Leff

Private Eye
What you keep under an eye patch.

Private Tutor:
(1) A drill sergeant.
(2) A trumpet teacher. - Joseph Leff

Privy Seal:
The lock on a lavatory door. - Joseph Leff

Prize-Fight
Disagreement over what's inside the crackerjack box.

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