Particle:
An average “kitchy-koo.” – Joseph Leff

Party Line:
Oh, Mum, I’m going over to my firend’s house to study. – Joseph Leff

Party
Dad’s supper

Passing Mark:
Marcus is the slowest runner on the team. – Joseph Leff

Passing Remarks:
An obituary. – Joseph Leff

Password
Hand a note to someone in class

Passwords:
“You’ve got an A.” – Joseph Leff

Past Perfect:
Nostalgia. – Joseph Leff

Pastel:
M, N, O, P… – Joseph Leff

Pasteurise
Too far to see

Pastor
(1) To slip by. Example – She was only a minister’s daughter, but you couldn’t get anything pastor.
(2) Gave ‘er a C+. – Joseph Leff

Pastoral:
No longer able to speak. – Joseph Leff

Pastorate:
The minister dined. – Joseph Leff

Patience
The ability to idle your engine when you feel like stripping your gears.

Patient:
Waits calmly for the doctor. – Joseph Leff

Patrick:
Da’s ruse. – Joseph Leff

Patsy:
To tell Patricia to look. – Joseph Leff

Patter:
Non-verbal communication which indicates how you feel about ‘er. – Joseph Leff

Paucity:
A low-income urban area. – Joseph Leff

Pavement Artist
Someone who draws pictures on his knees

Pay For a Hand:
Ante. – Joseph Leff

Pay For Irony:
Wry bread. – Joseph Leff

Payroll:
How an actor earns a living. – Joseph Leff

Pea jacket
What a pea wears to keep warm.

Pea
A vegeta-pill

Peach
An apple in need of a shave.

Pearl harbor:
Oyster Bay. – Joseph Leff

Pebble Dash
Running with a stone in your trainer