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Particle:
An average "kitchy-koo." - Joseph Leff

Party Line:
Oh, Mum, I'm going over to my firend's house to study. - Joseph Leff

Party
Dad's supper

Passing Mark:
Marcus is the slowest runner on the team. - Joseph Leff

Passing Remarks:
An obituary. - Joseph Leff

Password
Hand a note to someone in class

Passwords:
"You've got an A." - Joseph Leff

Past Perfect:
Nostalgia. - Joseph Leff

Pastel:
M, N, O, P... - Joseph Leff

Pasteurise
Too far to see

Pastor
(1) To slip by. Example - She was only a minister's daughter, but you couldn't get anything pastor.
(2) Gave 'er a C+. - Joseph Leff

Pastoral:
No longer able to speak. - Joseph Leff

Pastorate:
The minister dined. - Joseph Leff

Patience
The ability to idle your engine when you feel like stripping your gears.

Patient:
Waits calmly for the doctor. - Joseph Leff

Patrick:
Da's ruse. - Joseph Leff

Patsy:
To tell Patricia to look. - Joseph Leff

Patter:
Non-verbal communication which indicates how you feel about 'er. - Joseph Leff

Paucity:
A low-income urban area. - Joseph Leff

Pavement Artist
Someone who draws pictures on his knees

Pay For a Hand:
Ante. - Joseph Leff

Pay For Irony:
Wry bread. - Joseph Leff

Payroll:
How an actor earns a living. - Joseph Leff

Pea jacket
What a pea wears to keep warm.

Pea
A vegeta-pill

Peach
An apple in need of a shave.

Pearl harbor:
Oyster Bay. - Joseph Leff

Pebble Dash
Running with a stone in your trainer

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