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Pedigree
Degree for posh dogs
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Pedigree:
Diploma in podiatry. - Joseph Leff
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Peer Group:
(1) A birdwatchers' society.
(2) The P.T.A. (Peeping Toms Association)
(3) Noblemen.
(4) A marina. - Joseph Leff
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Pen Friends
Pigs that get on well together
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Pen Names:
Porky or Miss Piggy, for instance. - Joseph Leff
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Pen Pals:
The Three Little Pigs. - Joseph Leff
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Pen
The pen is mightier than the sword, because no one has yet invented a ball point
sword.
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Pendent:
A ding in a ballpoint. - Joseph Leff
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Pending:
A dent in a pigstry. - Joseph Leff
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Penguin
A bird that dresses formally on every occasion.
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Penny-Wise:
Smartest Penelope. - Joseph Leff
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People Are Prone to Do This Exercise:
Pushups. - Joseph Leff
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Per Diem Pay, To Ministers:
Our daily bread. - Joseph Leff
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Perch
Fish kept in a cage
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Perchance:
Bugs on a roost. - Joseph Leff
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Perfect Timing
Being able to turn off "hot" and "cold" in the shower at the same time.
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Perfume
(1) A gift that can cost a pretty scent.
(2) An odor that leaves you smell-bound.
(3) A best smeller.
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Perking:
A royal feline. - Joseph Leff
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Persian Rug:
Worn by bald men in Teheran. - Joseph Leff
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Personal Foul
A chicken of your very own.
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Personnel:
The 12th human being. - Joseph Leff
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Perspex
Plastic spectacles
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Perspire:
The limit on church bells. - Joseph Leff
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Perverse:
How poets get paid. - Joseph Leff
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Pessimist
(1) A person who finds bad news in fortune cookies.
(2) Someone who hangs around delicatessens because he is always expecting the
wurst.
(3) A person who looks at a doughnut and sees nothing but the hole.
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