Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Picador
Select an entrance to a bullfight

Piccadilly:
Select something remarkable. – Joseph Leff

Pick a Quarrel:
Choose a crossbow bolt. – Joseph Leff

Pick Apart:
What actors like to do. – Joseph Leff

Picked by Hawaiians:
Ukeleles. – Joseph Leff

Picked:
Select Edwin. – Joseph Leff

Pickle
A cucumber in a spot of bother

Pict:
Chose. – Joseph Leff

Piemaker
A person whose job takes a lot of crust.

Pier:
A baker who specialises in pastries. – Joseph Leff

Pierced ears:
Shrieked. – Joseph Leff

Pigeon English:
Caws and effect. – Joseph Leff

Pigeon-hole
A bird’s apartment.

Pigeon-Toed
Half pigeon, half toad

Piggy Bank
Where pigs keep their money.

Pigment
Paints for pigs

Pigswill
How a dead pig leaves things to his family

Piker:
A pastry-loving dog. – Joseph Leff

Pile It On:
The aviator is aboard. – Joseph Leff

Pillar Box
What posties sleep on at night

Pillar of the Church:
The congregation’s favourite pharmacist. – Joseph Leff

Pillory:
Pharmacy. – Joseph Leff

Pillow
Headquarters

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