Pilotage:
How old Pontius was. – Joseph Leff
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Pine
What sad fir trees do
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Ping-Pong
Table tennis played by skunks
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Pinhead:
Bowling addict. – Joseph Leff
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Pins and Needles:
In an acupuncturist’s supply cabinet. – Joseph Leff
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Pioneer
What a sloppy pie eater gets.
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Pious:
A request for dessert. – Joseph Leff
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Pipe Dreams
What plumbers have when they sleep.
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Pipecleaner
A toothpick wearing long woolly underwear
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Pirate’s Parrot:
Personal fowl. – Joseph Leff
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Piteous:
Feel sorry for us. – Joseph Leff
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Piton:
3.142 times 2000 pounds. – Joseph Leff
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Pixy:
Select the 26th letter. – Joseph Leff
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Pizzicato
Pizza for cats
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Placate:
Perform the female lead in “The Taming of the Shrew.” – Joseph Leff
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Placing:
To perform in a musical drama. – Joseph Leff
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Plain Dealing:
What a flight deck is for. – Joseph Leff
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Plains Indians:
Native American aviators. – Joseph Leff
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Plaintiff:
An ordinary dispute. – Joseph Leff
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Planet:
To form a method or scheme beforehand. – Joseph Leff
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Planking:
An expert strategist. – Joseph Leff
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Plankton:
2000 pounds of lumber. – Joseph Leff
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Plant Cells:
A factory brig. – Joseph Leff
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Plant Manager:
A gardener. – Joseph Leff
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Plasma
Mum made by a plastic surgeon
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Plateau:
The highest form of flattery. – Joseph Leff
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Play Place:
A stage. – Joseph Leff
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Playgrounds:
Actors’ coffee. – Joseph Leff
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Playmate:
To act as a spouse. – Joseph Leff
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Play-Off:
The show has been cancelled. – Joseph Leff
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Playwright:
Follow the rules of the game. – Joseph Leff
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Pleasant Dreams:
Presents of mind. – Joseph Leff
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Plot Cover Up:
Sod. – Joseph Leff
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Plumbing Inspection:
A drain check. – Joseph Leff
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Plus Fours
Trousers worn by maths teachers
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Plymouth Rock
Dance popular among the earlier settlers of the United States.
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Pneumonotomy:
Was familiar with tedium. – Joseph Leff
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Pocket Watch
A watch for people who don’t like having time on their hands.
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