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Rapt:
Put paper around a gift. - Joseph Leff

Rapunzel's Home:
A belle tower. - Joseph Leff

Raspberry
Very rude fruit

Ratify:
Turn something into a rodent. - Joseph Leff

Rationale:
Limit a pub brew. - Joseph Leff

Rattan:
A pre-sunburned rodent. - Joseph Leff

Raving Beauty
A girl who thinks she was cheated in a beauty contest.

Raw Material:
(1) Data.
(2) Ore. - Joseph Leff

Rawhide
A nudist's clothes

Rayon:
Raymond's aboard. - Joseph Leff

Razor
An alarm clock for girls

Reaches a Conclusion:
Ends. - Joseph Leff

Reactor:
Regarding a thespian. - Joseph Leff

Readmission:
A literacy movement. - Joseph Leff

Ready for a Spin:
A tutu. - Joseph Leff

Ready to Drive:
Teed. - Joseph Leff

Ready to Swing:
At bat. - Joseph Leff

Real Time:
When the movie begins. - Joseph Leff

Realise:
Not fake ones. - Joseph Leff

Realms:
Make donations again. - Joseph Leff

Realty:
Not an instant beverage. - Joseph Leff

Rear End of a Stopped Horse:
Where you find a tail of whoa. - Joseph Leff

Rearrange:
Not the front range. - Joseph Leff

Rearward:
The hospital in room in back. - Joseph Leff

Rebate
Putting another worm onto the hook

Rebirth:
Reattach the boat to the pier. - Joseph Leff

Rebound:
Tied again. - Joseph Leff

Rebuttal:
Refute Allen. - Joseph Leff

Recant:
Still unable to do it. - Joseph Leff

Recapitulation:
To surrender once more. - Joseph Leff

Recite:
(1) Write up another traffic violation.
(2) Get another URL. - Joseph Leff

Recited
Going back to take a second look

Reckless
Someone who has driven a car for years without a single accident.

Recline:
A queue of stinkers. - Joseph Leff

Recluse
A chinaman going on his second cruise

Recycling Music:
Played by a waste band. - Joseph Leff

Red Cross:
Located atop a Communist church. - Joseph Leff

Red Letter Day
When the citizens of Moscow get their mail.

Red Tape:
What computers did before the advent of CD-ROMS and floppy discs. - Joseph Leff

Reddish:
A crimson plate. - Joseph Leff

Reduce:
(1) Return Mussolini to power.
(2) Put the twos back in the deck. - Joseph Leff

Reed in a Pit:
An oboe. - Joseph Leff

Reed Instruments:
Done by a pilot flying in a storm. - Joseph Leff

Reed Organs:
Eyes. - Joseph Leff

Reef:
Really not much atoll. - Joseph Leff

Referee Returns a Punch:
The umpire strikes back. - Joseph Leff

Referee:
The person who was referred. - Joseph Leff

Refined:
(1) Penalized again.
(2) Locate once more. - Joseph Leff

Refinery:
Concerning expensive clothing. - Joseph Leff

Refrain:
Precipitation on an atoll. - Joseph Leff

Refuse to Surrender:
Waive the white flag. - Joseph Leff

Regal:
Put the young ladies back. - Joseph Leff

Regally:
Reinstall a ship's kitchen. - Joseph Leff

Regent:
Put the young men back. - Joseph Leff

Regiment:
Intended by Reginald. - Joseph Leff

Regulate:
Reginald, you're overdue. - Joseph Leff

Reign of Terror:
A really bad thunderstorm. - Joseph Leff

Reindeer:
Is that snow, Darling? - Joseph Leff

Reinquire:
Restrain the singing group. - Joseph Leff

Rejoice:
Return Joyce. - Joseph Leff

Related Serfs:
Blood vassals. - Joseph Leff

Relativity:
Genealogy. - Joseph Leff

Release:
Rent again. - Joseph Leff

Relent:
It's Ash Wednesday already. - Joseph Leff

Rely:
To fib again. - Joseph Leff

Remain:
To regrow hair on the back of your neck. - Joseph Leff

Remark:
(1) Concerning Marcus.
(2) Grade the test again.
(3) What Germany would do to replace the euro. - Joseph Leff

Remiss:
Put the single women back. - Joseph Leff

Remorse
Send coded signal again

 

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