Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Superannuate:
Terrific, Anne, you finished dinner. – Joseph Leff

Supernatural
How monsters behave when they are relaxed and just themselves.

Supervision:
Describes Clark Kent’s eyesight. – Joseph Leff

Surfer
Man over-board.

Surgeon
(1) A big operator.
(2) Like comedians, they keep people in stitches.
(3) Old surgeons never die – they just cut out.
(4) Has inside information.
(5) How King John was addressed – Joseph Leff

Surgeon:
Before being crowned. – Joseph Leff

Surgeon’s Comments:
Incisive remarks. – Joseph Leff

Surgery:
(1) The nobleman in charge of juries.
(2) Stitchcraft.
(3) A committee formed to judge a knight. – Joseph Leff

Surmount:
Telling a knight to get on his horse. – Joseph Leff

Surname:
Lancelot. – Joseph Leff

Surtax:
A govenment fee for men only. – Joseph Leff

Suspicious Sounding
An elephant hanging over the edge of a cliff with its tail tied to a daisy

Sweater
Something you put on when your mother gets cold.

Sweaters:
Pores. – Joseph Leff

Swedish Bread:
Krona. – Joseph Leff

Sweepstakes
A lottery for janitors.

Sweets
People who eat sweets end up with big seats.

Swell
To see something swell, hit your thumb with a hammer.

Swinger
A pendulum.

Synonym
A word you use in place of one you can’t spell

Synthesis:
A dissertation about immorality. – Joseph Leff

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