Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Short Circuit:
A quick tour. – Joseph Leff

Short Cut:
(1) A bob.
(2) A nick. – Joseph Leff

Short Cuts:
How Zorro made his Z. – Joseph Leff

Short Race:
Pygmies. – Joseph Leff

Short Timeout:
A nap. – Joseph Leff

Short Wave:
A gesture made by the Seven Dwarfs. – Joseph Leff

Shotgun:
(1) An exhausted gun
(2) What he did at the firing range. – Joseph Leff

Shot-Putter:
Executed the golfer on the green. – Joseph Leff

Shovel:
A small push. – Joseph Leff

Show of Hands:
(1) Marks the end of a poker game.
(2) Pantomime. – Joseph Leff

Showboat:
Done by a yacht salesman. – Joseph Leff

Shower:
Demonstrator. – Joseph Leff

Show-off
(1) A clear case of mistaken non-entity.
(2) A cancelled telly series. – Joseph Leff

Shutter Bug
An insect that likes to take pictures.

Shy Person
Someone who must pull down the shade to change his mind.

Shylocks:
Bashful smoked salmon. – Joseph Leff

Siamese Language:
Meow. – Joseph Leff

Siberian Religious Order:
Steppe brothers. – Joseph Leff

Sick Reptile
An illigator

Sickbed
The perfect place for a sleeping pill.

Sickle
Just a little bit sick.

Sidewalk
Something that wears shoes but has no feet.

Siesta
Car that never wakes up

Sight Unseen:
An Internet location nobody visits. – Joseph Leff

Sightless:
(1) To be without an Internet listing.
(2) To mention Leslie. – Joseph Leff

Sightseeing:
Surfing the ‘net. – Joseph Leff

Sigil:
Observe Jillian. – Joseph Leff

Sign of Summer:
Leo. – Joseph Leff

Signature
A baby swan’s autograph

Sydney, Australia:
Pointing out a continent to Sidney. – Joseph Leff

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