Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Snappy Answers
What you would get if you crossed a telephone and a lobster.

Sneakers
Footwear for spies.

Sneer:
Isn’t far. – Joseph Leff

Snifter:
How a blind dog identified it’s mistress. – Joseph Leff

Snoop
Someone who believes there’s no business like your business.

Snore:
A series of loud reports from headquarters. – Joseph Leff

Snoring
(1) Sheet music
(2) Sound sleeping.

Snow job
Snowman’s occupation.

Snow
Well dressed rain

Snowball
Formal do for snowmen and women

Snowbank
Where Eskimos keep their savings.

Snuff
No more. as in ‘That’s snuff, thank you, I’m full up’

Soap and Water
What makes criminals come clean.

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