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Funny definitions - the real meanings of words

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Tab:
A bat that flies backwards. - Joseph Leff

Tabard:
Knight shift. - Joseph Leff

Tabloid reporter:
To whom the belles told. - Joseph Leff

Tact:
Used small nails. - Joseph Leff

Tactile:
A small, diplomatic island. - Joseph Leff

Tadpole
(1) What a tad uses in pole vaulting
(2) A small boy who lives in Warsaw. - Joseph Leff

Tail for a Bass:
Oon. - Joseph Leff

Tailor:
Specialises in stitchcraft. - Joseph Leff

Taint:
It isn't, in Georgia. - Joseph Leff

Tainted:
It isn't Edward. - Joseph Leff

Taintless:
It isn't Lester, either. - Joseph Leff

Take a Bow!:
Robin's reminder to his Merry Men. - Joseph Leff

Take a Break:
Steal part of a car. - Joseph Leff

Take Amiss:
Date a young woman. - Joseph Leff

Take Apart:
Accept an acting role. - Joseph Leff

Take Away:
Stand on a scale. - Joseph Leff

Take Heart:
An important step in a transplant. - Joseph Leff

Take In Vain:
A blood transfusion. - Joseph Leff

Take Inventory:
Steal from a warehouse. - Joseph Leff

Take Pains:
Steal windows. - Joseph Leff

Take Root:
Use the highway. - Joseph Leff

Take the Rap
(1) Hang up a guest's coat.
(2) Steal the birthday gift paper. - Joseph Leff

Taken Into Account, In England:
Cheques. - Joseph Leff

Taken Into Account:
Money. - Joseph Leff

Taken the Wrong Way:
Stolen. - Joseph Leff

Talk is Cheap:
Applies to young birds. - Joseph Leff

Tall Order:
Instruction from a basketball coach. - Joseph Leff

Tandem:
How the hides were prepared. - Joseph Leff

Tangent
Man who has been out in the sun

Tango:
What happens when you stay out of the sun. - Joseph Leff

Tank Tops:
Turrets. - Joseph Leff

Tap-Dance:
Tango on a faucet. - Joseph Leff

Tapeworm
What you get from eating cassettes.

Tariff:
It's your duty. - Joseph Leff

Tarry:
Pertains to pavement. - Joseph Leff

Tartan:
Beige asphalt. - Joseph Leff

Tarzan
The world's first swinger.

Task Force:
The amount of energy needed to complete the job. - Joseph Leff

Tattletale
(1) Someone with a good sense of rumor.
(2) One who doesn't go without saying.

Tax Collector:
Someone who saves small nails. - Joseph Leff

Taxable:
How Cain helped the government raise money. - Joseph Leff

Taxi Driver
A man who makes a living by driving people away.

Taxi:
Similar to government fees. - Joseph Leff

Taxidermist
A stuffed cab driver

Te Deum:
Boredom or monotony. - Joseph Leff

Teacher of Wise Men:
A sage coach. - Joseph Leff

Teacher:
Offer a beverage to Sonny Bono's former wife. - Joseph Leff

Teammate:
(1) A golfing partner.
(2) The group fed. - Joseph Leff

Tearful Sheep:
Cried-in-the-wool. - Joseph Leff

Tearing:
Stain on table linen. - Joseph Leff

Tears
Glum drops

Tease:
More than one T. - Joseph Leff

Tectonic Sensor:
A faultfinder. - Joseph Leff

Tee-Hee:
(1) A golf caddy.
(2) A chap who loves Chinese beverages. - Joseph Leff

Teenagers Must Clean Their Rooms:
Grime doesn't pay. - Joseph Leff

Teeny Weeny
A rather small hot dog.

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