Tab:
A bat that flies backwards. – Joseph Leff
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Tabard:
Knight shift. – Joseph Leff
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Tabloid reporter:
To whom the belles told. – Joseph Leff
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Tact:
Used small nails. – Joseph Leff
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Tactile:
A small, diplomatic island. – Joseph Leff
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Tadpole
(1) What a tad uses in pole vaulting
(2) A small boy who lives in Warsaw. – Joseph Leff
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Tail for a Bass:
Oon. – Joseph Leff
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Tailor:
Specialises in stitchcraft. – Joseph Leff
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Taint:
It isn’t, in Georgia. – Joseph Leff
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Tainted:
It isn’t Edward. – Joseph Leff
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Taintless:
It isn’t Lester, either. – Joseph Leff
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Take a Bow!:
Robin’s reminder to his Merry Men. – Joseph Leff
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Take a Break:
Steal part of a car. – Joseph Leff
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Take Amiss:
Date a young woman. – Joseph Leff
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Take Apart:
Accept an acting role. – Joseph Leff
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Take Away:
Stand on a scale. – Joseph Leff
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Take Heart:
An important step in a transplant. – Joseph Leff
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Take In Vain:
A blood transfusion. – Joseph Leff
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Take Inventory:
Steal from a warehouse. – Joseph Leff
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Take Pains:
Steal windows. – Joseph Leff
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Take Root:
Use the highway. – Joseph Leff
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Take the Rap
(1) Hang up a guest’s coat.
(2) Steal the birthday gift paper. – Joseph Leff
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Taken Into Account, In England:
Cheques. – Joseph Leff
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Taken Into Account:
Money. – Joseph Leff
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Taken the Wrong Way:
Stolen. – Joseph Leff
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Talk is Cheap:
Applies to young birds. – Joseph Leff
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Tall Order:
Instruction from a basketball coach. – Joseph Leff
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Tandem:
How the hides were prepared. – Joseph Leff
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Tangent
Man who has been out in the sun
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Tango:
What happens when you stay out of the sun. – Joseph Leff
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Tank Tops:
Turrets. – Joseph Leff
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Tap-Dance:
Tango on a faucet. – Joseph Leff
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Tapeworm
What you get from eating cassettes.
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Tariff:
It’s your duty. – Joseph Leff
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Tarry:
Pertains to pavement. – Joseph Leff
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Tartan:
Beige asphalt. – Joseph Leff
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Tarzan
The world’s first swinger.
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Task Force:
The amount of energy needed to complete the job. – Joseph Leff
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Tattletale
(1) Someone with a good sense of rumor.
(2) One who doesn’t go without saying.
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Tax Collector:
Someone who saves small nails. – Joseph Leff
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Taxable:
How Cain helped the government raise money. – Joseph Leff
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Taxi Driver
A man who makes a living by driving people away.
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Taxi:
Similar to government fees. – Joseph Leff
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Taxidermist
A stuffed cab driver
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Te Deum:
Boredom or monotony. – Joseph Leff
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Teacher of Wise Men:
A sage coach. – Joseph Leff
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Teacher:
Offer a beverage to Sonny Bono’s former wife. – Joseph Leff
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Teammate:
(1) A golfing partner.
(2) The group fed. – Joseph Leff
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Tearful Sheep:
Cried-in-the-wool. – Joseph Leff
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Tearing:
Stain on table linen. – Joseph Leff
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Tears
Glum drops
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Tease:
More than one T. – Joseph Leff
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Tectonic Sensor:
A faultfinder. – Joseph Leff
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Tee-Hee:
(1) A golf caddy.
(2) A chap who loves Chinese beverages. – Joseph Leff
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Teenagers Must Clean Their Rooms:
Grime doesn’t pay. – Joseph Leff
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Teeny Weeny
A rather small hot dog.
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