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Telekinesis:
Mind over matter. - Joseph Leff

Telephone Booth
A yak-in-the-box.

Telephone Pole:
Call someone in Warsaw. - Joseph Leff

Television
Radio with eyestrain

Telling a Sniper to Practice:
Get thee to a gunnery. - Joseph Leff

Telltale:
The story of a Swiss bloke with a bow, arrow and an apple. Temple Feature:
A hairline. - Joseph Leff

Telly Savalas
Asking Savalas to turn on the BBC evening news. - Joseph Leff

Tempest
An ill-tempered little nuisance

Ten Drachmas Per Hour:
What does a Grecian earn? - Joseph Leff

Tenacity:
Five pair per urban area. - Joseph Leff

Tenants:
Half a score of insects. - Joseph Leff

Tennis Forecaster:
Net prophet. - Joseph Leff

Tennis Mismatch:
A lob-sided affair. - Joseph Leff

Tense:
Canvas covers. - Joseph Leff

Tenth:
Canvath coverth for lithperth. - Joseph Leff

Tequila
To murder a female. Example - He never meant tequila

Tern:
One good bird deserves another. - Joseph Leff

Terra:
Horrible fear. - Joseph Leff

Terrarium
Where monsters work out.

Terrible Ruler:
Ivan. - Joseph Leff

Test Pilot
(1) Someone who makes paper aeroplanes out of his test paper
(2) Student who comes through exams with flying colors.

Testify:
To turn something into an exam. - Joseph Leff

Textile:
A lane in a university bookstore. - Joseph Leff

Thailand:
The world's biggest seller of ascots and cravats. - Joseph Leff

Thaw:
(1) The Norse god of thunder.
(2) Tweety-Bird's ache. - Joseph Leff

The Three Little Bears
A story about three nude midgets.

Theatrical Cast:
Worn by an actor with a broken wrist. Theatrical Role:
A bagel in a movie. Their Business is Picking Up:
Taxicabs. - Joseph Leff

Therein:
The long, narrow strap used to control a horse. - Joseph Leff

Thereon:
All aboard. - Joseph Leff

Theretofore:
Why a golfer is at a tee. - Joseph Leff

Therewith:
Dieters' concern. - Joseph Leff

Thesis:
The female sibling. - Joseph Leff

They Come to Court:
Beaus. - Joseph Leff

They Have Their Pride:
Lions. - Joseph Leff

They Touch People's Hearts:
Aortas. - Joseph Leff

Thick:
Sylvester the cat's illness. - Joseph Leff

Thin:
Sylvester the cat's vice. - Joseph Leff

Thinking:
A skinny monarch. - Joseph Leff

Third Degree
A diploma awarded to convicts.

Thirteen O'clock
Time to have your clock fixed.

This is One:
A pronoun. - Joseph Leff

Thomas Edison:
Tom, Edmund's offspring. - Joseph Leff

Thorax:
A weapon used by a Norse god. - Joseph Leff

Thorny:
How you knee feelth after you thcrape it. - Joseph Leff

Thread:
Helps answer the question--sew what? - Joseph Leff

Three Legged Race
What monsters win on their own

Threefold:
The horse gave birth to triplets. - Joseph Leff

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