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Telekinesis:
Mind over matter. - Joseph Leff |
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Telephone Booth
A yak-in-the-box. |
Telephone Pole:
Call someone in Warsaw. - Joseph Leff |
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Television
Radio with eyestrain |
Telling a Sniper to Practice:
Get thee to a gunnery. - Joseph Leff |
Telltale:
The story of a Swiss bloke with a bow, arrow and an apple. Temple Feature:
A hairline. - Joseph Leff |
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Telly Savalas
Asking Savalas to turn on the BBC evening news. - Joseph Leff |
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Tempest
An ill-tempered little nuisance |
Ten Drachmas Per Hour:
What does a Grecian earn? - Joseph Leff |
Tenacity:
Five pair per urban area. - Joseph Leff |
Tenants:
Half a score of insects. - Joseph Leff |
Tennis Forecaster:
Net prophet. - Joseph Leff |
Tennis Mismatch:
A lob-sided affair. - Joseph Leff |
Tense:
Canvas covers. - Joseph Leff |
Tenth:
Canvath coverth for lithperth. - Joseph Leff |
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Tequila
To murder a female. Example - He never meant tequila |
Tern:
One good bird deserves another. - Joseph Leff |
Terra:
Horrible fear. - Joseph Leff |
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Terrarium
Where monsters work out. |
Terrible Ruler:
Ivan. - Joseph Leff |
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Test Pilot
(1) Someone who makes paper aeroplanes out of his test paper
(2) Student who comes through exams with flying colors. |
Testify:
To turn something into an exam. - Joseph Leff |
Textile:
A lane in a university bookstore. - Joseph Leff |
Thailand:
The world's biggest seller of ascots and cravats. - Joseph Leff |
Thaw:
(1) The Norse god of thunder.
(2) Tweety-Bird's ache. - Joseph Leff |
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The Three Little Bears
A story about three nude midgets. |
Theatrical Cast:
Worn by an actor with a broken wrist. Theatrical Role:
A bagel in a movie. Their Business is Picking Up:
Taxicabs. - Joseph Leff |
Therein:
The long, narrow strap used to control a horse. - Joseph Leff |
Thereon:
All aboard. - Joseph Leff |
Theretofore:
Why a golfer is at a tee. - Joseph Leff |
Therewith:
Dieters' concern. - Joseph Leff |
Thesis:
The female sibling. - Joseph Leff |
They Come to Court:
Beaus. - Joseph Leff |
They Have Their Pride:
Lions. - Joseph Leff |
They Touch People's Hearts:
Aortas. - Joseph Leff |
Thick:
Sylvester the cat's illness. - Joseph Leff |
Thin:
Sylvester the cat's vice. - Joseph Leff |
Thinking:
A skinny monarch. - Joseph Leff |
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Third Degree
A diploma awarded to convicts. |
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Thirteen O'clock
Time to have your clock fixed. |
This is One:
A pronoun. - Joseph Leff |
Thomas Edison:
Tom, Edmund's offspring. - Joseph Leff |
Thorax:
A weapon used by a Norse god. - Joseph Leff |
Thorny:
How you knee feelth after you thcrape it. - Joseph Leff |
Thread:
Helps answer the question--sew what? - Joseph Leff |
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Three Legged Race
What monsters win on their own |
Threefold:
The horse gave birth to triplets. - Joseph Leff |
