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Telekinesis:
Mind over matter. – Joseph Leff
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Telephone Booth
A yak-in-the-box.
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Telephone Pole:
Call someone in Warsaw. – Joseph Leff
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Television
Radio with eyestrain
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Telling a Sniper to Practice:
Get thee to a gunnery. – Joseph Leff
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Telltale:
The story of a Swiss bloke with a bow, arrow and an apple. Temple Feature:
A hairline. – Joseph Leff
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Telly Savalas
Asking Savalas to turn on the BBC evening news. – Joseph Leff
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Tempest
An ill-tempered little nuisance
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Ten Drachmas Per Hour:
What does a Grecian earn? – Joseph Leff
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Tenacity:
Five pair per urban area. – Joseph Leff
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Tenants:
Half a score of insects. – Joseph Leff
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Tennis Forecaster:
Net prophet. – Joseph Leff
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Tennis Mismatch:
A lob-sided affair. – Joseph Leff
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Tense:
Canvas covers. – Joseph Leff
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Tenth:
Canvath coverth for lithperth. – Joseph Leff
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Tequila
To murder a female. Example – He never meant tequila
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Tern:
One good bird deserves another. – Joseph Leff
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Terra:
Horrible fear. – Joseph Leff
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Terrarium
Where monsters work out.
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Terrible Ruler:
Ivan. – Joseph Leff
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Test Pilot
(1) Someone who makes paper aeroplanes out of his test paper
(2) Student who comes through exams with flying colors.
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Testify:
To turn something into an exam. – Joseph Leff
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Textile:
A lane in a university bookstore. – Joseph Leff
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Thailand:
The world’s biggest seller of ascots and cravats. – Joseph Leff
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Thaw:
(1) The Norse god of thunder.
(2) Tweety-Bird’s ache. – Joseph Leff
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The Three Little Bears
A story about three nude midgets.
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Theatrical Cast:
Worn by an actor with a broken wrist. Theatrical Role:
A bagel in a movie. Their Business is Picking Up:
Taxicabs. – Joseph Leff
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Therein:
The long, narrow strap used to control a horse. – Joseph Leff
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Thereon:
All aboard. – Joseph Leff
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Theretofore:
Why a golfer is at a tee. – Joseph Leff
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Therewith:
Dieters’ concern. – Joseph Leff
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Thesis:
The female sibling. – Joseph Leff
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They Come to Court:
Beaus. – Joseph Leff
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They Have Their Pride:
Lions. – Joseph Leff
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They Touch People’s Hearts:
Aortas. – Joseph Leff
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Thick:
Sylvester the cat’s illness. – Joseph Leff
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Thin:
Sylvester the cat’s vice. – Joseph Leff
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Thinking:
A skinny monarch. – Joseph Leff
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Third Degree
A diploma awarded to convicts.
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Thirteen O’clock
Time to have your clock fixed.
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This is One:
A pronoun. – Joseph Leff
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Thomas Edison:
Tom, Edmund’s offspring. – Joseph Leff
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Thorax:
A weapon used by a Norse god. – Joseph Leff
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Thorny:
How you knee feelth after you thcrape it. – Joseph Leff
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Thread:
Helps answer the question–sew what? – Joseph Leff
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Three Legged Race
What monsters win on their own
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Threefold:
The horse gave birth to triplets. – Joseph Leff
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