Thrice:
Gets thrown after the wedding. – Joseph Leff

Throaty:
Done by an angry golfer. – Joseph Leff

Throughout:
Discarded. – Joseph Leff

Thrown Together:
Your seat is assembled, Sire. – Joseph Leff

Thumb Tacks
A tax on hitch hikers.

Thumber
The warmeth theason.

Tibet
To gamble on a sporting event.

Tibetan
To go to sleep. Example – Early Tibetan early to rise.

Ticket Sales For a Party:
A dance haul. – Joseph Leff

Tidy:
Something like a resident of Bangkok. – Joseph Leff

Tiger Lily:
Introduing Mr. Woods to Ms. Tomlin. – Joseph Leff

Tiger Woods:
A forest inhabited by carnivorous felines. – Joseph Leff

Tighten:
Fasten five pair. – Joseph Leff

Till the Land:
How long a ship stays at sea. – Joseph Leff

Timber Wolf:
An animal with a wooden leg. – Joseph Leff

Time Machine
Space ship full of herbs

Time When Hands Are Joined:
1200 hours. – Joseph Leff

Time
An excellent healer but a poor beautician.

Timid Soul
A person who will leave pussyfoot prints on the sands of time.

Timpani
A long musical composition. Beethoven wrote nine of them

Tin Can:
What can help reduce corrosion? – Joseph Leff

Tinderbox:
A firing quad. – Joseph Leff

Tip-Off:
Why this pen won’t write. – Joseph Leff

Tirade:
(1) Helping replace a flat on the auto.
(2) Attack on a neckwear shoppe – Joseph Leff

Tired of Having a Runny Nose:
Rheum and bored. – Joseph Leff

Tired of Having New Ideas:
Notion sickness. – Joseph Leff

Tissue:
Is it Susan? – Joseph Leff

Titan:
Squeeze harder. – Joseph Leff

Tithe:
Located around the neckth of male lithperth. – Joseph Leff

Tithing:
A shoelace. – Joseph Leff

Toad Stools
(1) What a toad mends his car with
(2) Small chairs for frogs.

Toad:
(1) Poked with the front of a foot.
(2) Math learned by a six-year old.
(3) Happened to a car parked in a No-Parking zone.
(4) Reported.- Joseph Leff

Tobias:
Where bigotry leads. – Joseph Leff

Tocsin:
A poisonous substance. – Joseph Leff

Today:
(1) Precedes Wed-day. (2) Was tomorrow yesterday. – Joseph Leff

Toe Dance
A ball for tow truck operators.